No chance. Whilst Sergei supports all attempts at dismemberment in relation to the tangerine asshole he draws the line at serving him as even an unidentifiable food substitute.

But of course. Sergei's, for people who are tired of taste.

I'm invading the Glorious Soviet to create a Glorious Soviet. As a Soviet they will never suspect me crossing the border & with the revolutionary aims being entirely the same as the current regime the revolutionary workload is low, making it the perfect invasion.

That's pretty much it but with occasional regional promotional recipes that are blatant cultural appropriation verging on casual racism for nakedly commercial reasons.

Overheard outside a McDonalds. Small child asking his father why his uncle is eating a McDonalds. "Because your uncles taste buds are dead", was the reply. That's why I eat at Sergei's, where taste buds are optional.

That's a trade secret I'm afraid but easily available to try at your local branch of Sergei's for a very reasonable price. Seven out of ten cats agree it's the best they've ever had. The other three disappeared & have never been seen again. The perfect wine though is obviously, by the gallon.

And no one wants to be impregnated by Orphism, particularly on a weekend. Child support agency is still trying to find Orphism's current address.

Good evening, Comrade. The Kremlin is constantly surprised that Agent Frog Faced Asshole manages to pass undetected in the Decadent West. In the Glorious Soviet he would have 'met a window' many times over by now.

Meat flavoured unidentifiable food substitute, Comrade. No one knows Sergei's special blend of unidentifiable ingredient/s, for legal liability reasons, so it is possible that it is a perfectly cooked broccoli. Sergei is a well known "friend" of brassica. So it's possible.

Sam Altman Spent $100M To Lie To You About AI YouTube video by Dr. Josh C. Simmons

youtu.be/4F45Yn9YT-w?...

As an international fashion icon there are millions of adoring pictures of me being stylish absolutely everywhere.

Why ask Nigella when Sergei already has the answer?

Peace & quiet in the woods

St Anselm and rabbit stained glass.

Today we commemorate #StAnselm. Pictured here with the Easter Bunny.

“Under Train Viaduct Graffiti”, Mead Street, South Orange, New Jersey, April 7, 12:30 PM
#photography
#eastcoastkin
#TagTuesday
#ColorADay
#BlueTue
#ArtYear
#PhotographersofBluesky
#NewJersey

#TrainsOnTuesday Liverpool Street

Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits"
open.substack.com/pub/bloodint...

This photo shows some street art in Burnham on Sea with a girl leaping and a pigeon next to her. The writing reads: In life you may not always soar like an eagle but you can always strut like a pigeon.

Street art in Burnham on Sea.
#tagtuesday #EastCoastKin

David Inshaw (b.1943)
The Raven, 1971.
oil on canvas.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

Japanese Man Sentenced For Posting 'Godzilla' Spoilers Online 39-year-old Wataru Takeuchi was charged for posting plot descriptions of movies and anime series so detailed that a Tokyo court declared them copyright infringement.

this is fascinating (and potentially fraught, but I don't think that potentially)

Happy birthday Rome. Rome was founded on 21 April 753BC

A Simpsons classic

FFS Cymru, hasn't this grifter shafted us all enough already. How many more lies will people fall for. I really think people should have an IQ test before being allowed to vote

Israel Twink

Massachusetts, Suffolk, Boston Tax Records, 1822-1918

It's not much mentioned but Mandelsons reputation was very dark & deeply shady even back in 1997. The Mail has stories on him from years ago they've never published. The idea that Mandelsons connections to literal pure evil, child rapists & killers, is anything new is a complete myth.

Dr Steve Taylor
@DrSteveTaylor

Palantir in the NHS is linked to Mandelson

Mandelson is linked to Wes Streeting

Wes Streeting is defending Palantir’s involvement in the #NHS

Nothing to see or everything to see

Palantir must be removed from the NHS

They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.

a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . '' ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''

BREAKING: BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading...