Aaa love those flowers

It's fundamentally eugenicist, whether they realize it or not -- this idea that if you die or are incapacitated by disease, it's because you're weak and you deserved it

Gasp

I don't feel bad for him

lmaooooo

He looks like the veggie garden after Bunnicula came to visit

nope

*torrent of the worst, most misanthropic opinions you can imagine, stated as facts*
I just made all this up in my head, but I'm sure it's true

When Do We Start Giving A Shit? The Microsoft boycott in extrapolation, one year later.

I've been scratching away at this for a few days. Maybe it's better if I just get it off my chest. If anything, I used to be a lot more vocal than I am now, so a reminder is likely due

I wrote about the Microsoft boycott as I've been seeing it around me. That's it 🫡💜

medium.com/@daavpuke/wh...

Onion.InfoWear limited edition tote featuring the "InfoWars" logo, in rainbow gradient, the "o" in "info" styled as The Onion's logo

Oh my fuckin GOD
store.theonion.com/collections/...

Not reading your thing if it's posted on substack

It's real funny folks here yell at others for still being on twitter when the same folks yelling have a substack. They're both Nazi sites. What are you doing.

I hate it so much, such a ridiculous and unnecessary word

Classic Skip

Rock on Carl

pasta sauce panopticon only a week after wool sneaker AI marks the beginning of silly pivot season

Suffragette bombing and arson campaign - Wikipedia

Hmm!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrag...

"Economies aren’t governed by the laws of nature; they are the product of human choice."

episode 041

Me after being left behind by AI

I like Kuromi. She is Naughty. You never know what Hello Kitty might be thinking. She's got Mona Lisa vibes. Inscrutable. But Kuromi you know she's always thinking about Being A Rascal

Relatable content dat's why

I'm pretty sure fascism is only defeated by things I can't say on this platform

I dreamed that a college friend of mine was starring in a math-themed sitcom with David Duchovny

"What took you so dong"

Join ussss

Does Garfield purr?

I had to think about it for a while, but eventually I landed on "Free Your Mind" by En Vogue

Oh I got excited because I thought you were cooking in the second image

Strong contender