Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics.

The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Happy Earth Day.

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

i believe you download a thing called an “audiobook” and press play

so much fun you’ll want to do it again five minutes after you put it on.

i now have three more places to put gold. …that will rarely be seen by anyone but me. whatever. my body, my gold.

managed to persuade bug to come along, and everything fit and is what i wanted. yes indeed i am now the kind of person who wears moccasins.

…how did i get here. is this my beautiful wife????

funny how the company that insists we pick up our packages on the same day are now consistently delivering them to the store after ten at night.

like yeah, the package will be there tomorrow, but why would you do it like this? why do i now have a countdown of less than two hours? messy.

many such cases

regular modern detective, you are

looks like the hardest part will be figuring out the organic glaze and affording the silk, tbh.

get you some paper and try drafting it out in miniature, i bet you could work it out no problem.

my personal sense of style combined with one of the piercings i’m getting on tuesday means i will be wearing exclusively dresses for about six months. maybe as much as a year, on the outside.

wish me luck in not getting snagged by a berry bush when i’m tromping around in the woods.

if i were dan olson on a trip with doug walker i would feel extremely awkward about it ngl.

i love that one

idk. maybe this is mean, but if your accessible entrance means more work for your staff that is a problem for the business to solve, imho. accessible should mean just that; accessible.

it’s giving boy who cried wolf. oh, your hard deadline is the 15th? cool, you’ll have it next month.

if they could only buy a brain

chainsmoking feels fucking great and falling into these weird internet rabbitholes mostly just feels like being submerged in sludge

starcrossed

replay botw? now with dlc? don’t mind if i do…

it'd be great if you could get off Substack

…might fuck around and get some piercings? been a while.

RAT

reminding myself again that before i take advice from someone i need to consider the person giving the advice.

do i want to live like this lifestyle influencer?

do i want to dress like this style influencer?

do i enjoy the same type of music as this music critic?

(note: no. no i do not.)

dr dog came up in a youtube vid and it turns out i do have two songs of theirs and they are pretty nice. i‘m still stuck in a kpop hole but facts is facts.

(it’s ateez rn.)

did end up buying shoes with bows. only because they were cheap enough i felt okay about ripping them out. if i can’t get the holes from the thread out of this pleather i’ll cover it with some decorative buttons or beads.

tldr: when life gives you bows, grab your scissors.

don’t we have like a bunch of satelittes of varying levels of usefulness clogging up the skies

maybe they dropped them behind themselves like a bunny wandering the living room floor idk

birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.

don’t just repost your pinterest pins to insta without credit. pinterest links back to where the image came from, okay. the image you saved to repost does not. and no, if your profile links to your pinterest that does not count as credit.

#food mom put white toffifee in my easter egg i am well pleased

(yes i like white chocolate best. yes i caved and opened the thing early. yes i still get easter eggs from mom at my big age. hate me cuz you ain’t me.)