it feels quite bad that it's basically impossible to argue that much of the modern right in the west has become both entirely intellectually shallow and deeply, fundamentally morally corrupt without sounding like a tedious teenage tankie, because it is.....the factual truth

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

/2 I’m at peace with the fact I’ll probably never match this.

this is the funniest fucking post head of government arc in the anglosphere

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Might be the first time he's ever paid on time lol

I remain convinced that one of the most important things the next Democratic president can do to avoid falling victim to a Biden-style vibecession is to mercilessly, relentlessly crack down on crypto and organized gambling. Just go full scorched-earth.

donald trump is incredibly stupid, but he believes you are much stupider

NASA astronaut Christina Koch, Artemis II mission specialist, hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha, Saturday, April 11, 2026, in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California. Koch, NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman, Artemis II commander, NASA astronaut Victor Glover, Artemis II pilot, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, mission specialist; splashed down in the Pacific Ocean, Friday, April 10 at 5:07 p.m. PDT (8:07p.m. EDT). Photo Credit: (NASA/Bill Ingalls)

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha.

Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls

flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

Leaked Hillary Clinton emails reveal Muammar Gaddafi killed Harambe to prevent Donald Trump's real name, Nicolae Carpathia, being revealed

photo of pope leo on a plane holding a baseball bat

say i’m weak one more time, say it, SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER

The Charlie Kirk head really makes this one.

It is legit funny but it doesn’t change the fact that if your mayor went on FB tonight, said that the Pope sucked, and then posted an AI painting of themselves as Jesus Christ performing miracles, they would be removed from office in less than 48 hours.

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP

an all-timer for "imagine how JD Vance would react if a democrat said any of this"

@ericswalwell X.com I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment l've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that's my fight, not a campaign's.

boy bye

Send him to Moscow.

Re-upping this, for no particular reason.

The "I made this" meme but the first guy has an Iranian flag, he's handing a globe to American flag guy Iran: I'm blocking the strait America: you're blocking the strait? (concerned) America: (thinking) America: I'm blocking the strait

Geranium knows it’s spring lol.

One of my big gripes about this is whenever I would talk about international law, I'd get a ton of people saying "it's all made up so it's not real" and I just wanted to scream that Thing A doesn't prove Thing B. All human institutions are made up. Human rights are pretend. They're still good!

yeah, "OJ was framed for a crime he obviously committed because the LAPD was so racist they didn't know how to investigate Black people without framing them" is more or less the takwaway

So far, Vance’s foreign policy record is yelling at Zelensky for not thanking Trump enough, campaigning for AfD in Germany and Orban in Hungary, getting rejected by the Pope on his invite to the US, and failing in the Iran negotiations.

They spent more time on the plane than they bothered to negotiate.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

That they couldn’t radio the boat 100 feet away and NASA asked “are you pushing the talk button” will have me giggling for a while.

Claude tried to sanitize HTML with a regex and I said TONY THE PONY HE COMES and I am slightly flabbergasted that it took the critique correctly.

I love NASA I love space I love scientists I love engineers I love astronauts I love the thousands of people who made this mission happen and I love everyone who cared about this flight

lmao NASA just asked if the astronauts are pushing the talk button on their radio

I miss proper forums a lot.