Dance like the Telegraph is watching you!

Hard to wake up & function every day having to know you live in a reality where a website, designed to teach men how to drug & rape their girlfriends/wifes, reached 62 million unique views in February alone.

Dan Schulman is the new CEO of Verizon and he is predicting 20 to 30% unemployment within the next 2 to 5 years due to AI.

Not a typo. He thinks 1/3 of people currently employed will lose their jobs by 2030.

NHS claims 'it's raining cats and dogs'is culturally insensitive Doctors and nurses in Lancashire told some idioms risk offending 'international colleagues or patients' Doctors and nurses have been ordered not to say "it's raining cats and dogs" and "the early bird catches the worm" to avoid offending foreign patients. Lancashire Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust instructed staff against using the phrases in its diversity and inclusion training, claiming that the terms were not culturally sensitive. It warned that the terms "may not translate well across other cultures" and may need to be explained to international colleagues or patients.

No, the NHS didn’t do anything of the sort.

The evidence the NHS didn’t do that is the third paragraph in the hit piece.

Any decent paper would have trashed the piece during the pitch phase, but the Telegraph runs dozens of these articles every single day. The Telegraph must be destroyed

Poster for Trump the Twin President

I see Twin Maoist Trump Cantonese Opera saga continues (this time with subplot about Japanese bear attacks)

We need to win big on May 7.

Thousands of Green candidates are standing across England and Wales.

This is a real chance to change politics - to give communities a stronger voice and challenge parties backed by big money.

Support the campaign 👉 crowdfunder.co.uk/p/we-deserve...

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Still thinking about a Revenge of the Sith au I drafted 20 years ago where Anakin spares Dooku, Grievous saves him, and he gets bionic hands…
#Dooku #GeneralGrievous #StarWars #bromance

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Simple, direct graphic proclaims "Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores.

Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.

MEEE! 💚

join.greenparty.org.uk

They're trying to silence those speaking up. Let's make sure they can't.

Tell you NHS trust to say no to Palantir NOW⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/5c4e13

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

1 million dollars of Lego is like six sets

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

The luddites worked at home, with their families, where they had the freedom to set their own schedules, or in small shops with their peers. One of the main things luddites were fighting against was the *creation* of sweatshop conditions, which was only enabled by mass mechanization + factorization!

WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES

No billionaire backers, no shady backroom donors, no Tufton street interference.

Just normal people, who care deeply, mobilising on mass to show some hope.

Isn’t this what politics is meant to be about?

death buys a slain body from a butcher named "war."

"his best customer"
1917.

Charmander. Starting on hard mode.

Farage says he would let trump use UK bases. Polanski says hk must immediately withdraw all military support

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

YOU: Hi my name is [name]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: Today, President Trump said that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran does not meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. That rhetoric is extreme, dangerous, and disqualifying. 
FOR THOSE W/ DEM ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric and use every available procedural tool to stop further escalation, including support for impeachment and urgent public pressure on congressional leadership. FOR THOSE W/ GOP ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric, press the administration and cabinet to treat this as disqualifying conduct. YOU: Calling this what it is matters. Even if removal is difficult, elected officials should treat rhetoric like this as unfit and dangerous. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS]

Script.

Castle
Painting study

Remember in the early 2000s in the UK, Nestle had this absolutely HILARIOUS campaign that had nothing to do with chocolate itself? 😁

I remember, I was a kid! And every 'bloke-bloke' thinks this is STILL good, bc blatant sexism is okay when it is "just a joke".

"Get your lips around this!"

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…

There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.

No.

Humans are fucked up.

fortune.com/2026/04/01/a...

Just scrolled past a post that said, "Please stop anthropomorphizing other people!" and I'm starting to think that dictionaries should be distributed free the way phone books used to be. Words have meaning, y'all. That's kind of how language works.

hope everyone is having a good friday