(Guy about to invent hot sauce) what if food hurt to eat lol

The word was jerry no

Reminds me of Twister (1996) every time. Look at those mamatus.

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Only in an airport is 10am Panda Express acceptable.

I _think_ it's roughly how most WYSIWYG editor toolkits (CKEditor, TipTap, etc.) do it; the trick is ensuring that <textarea> is conveying the content back and forth. It's a wild one.

HTML contenteditable global attribute - HTML | MDN The contenteditable global attribute is an enumerated attribute indicating if the element should be editable by the user. If so, the browser modifies its widget to allow editing.

Depending on how deep down that rabbit hole you want to go, the textarea is hidden and JS take the contents of a contenteditable DIV and puts it on said textarea. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...

Very disappointed Bowling Green doesn't have a bowling team.

I could fit at least 5 tents and a smoker in there. Gonna tailgate on the Moon someday

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

Moon’s haunted

M @SickosCommittee @SickosCBB to all of the 2026 College Basketball Champions! Ucla Women's DI NCAA Champions UCLA Men's DI NCAA Champions Michigan Men's D2 NCAA Champions Gannon Men's D3 NCAA Champions Mary Washington Men's NAIA Champions Freed-Hardeman (TN) D Women's D2 NCAA Champions Grand Valley State Women's D3 NCAA Champions Denison Women's NAIA Champions Marian (IN)

CONGRATS TO ALL THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONS FROM ALL THE LEAGUES AND TOURNAMENTS

1/4

All I’m saying is: if @jcsalterego.bsky.social is verified, anyone who is @jerrified.bsky.social should also be verified. It’s natural.

Where there’s lil smokies, there’s lil fieries.

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

I'm almost certain I'll like using this.

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

Immediately thinking of trade dress lawsuits.

Section 230 was based on the exact opposite understanding: that online services are not, and should not be forced to be "neutral channels"

Make sure to leave a hot dog out tonight for MLBClaus or he’ll leave bat splinters in your glove.

good news the dogs are still good

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

Aaron Judge on pace for 648 strikeouts, which would be a new record

Ruby 3.3.11 Released | Ruby Ruby 3.3.11 has been released. This release includes an update to the zlib gem addressing CVE-2026-27820, along with some bug fixes.

Ruby 3.3.11 has been released.
ruby-lang.org/en/news/2026...
Ruby 3.3 enters security maintenance phase today until end of March 2027. So, this is the final normal maintenance release. Please start planning to upgrade your Ruby version to Ruby 3.4 or 4.0.

Liquid Glass Is Permanent:
mjtsai.com/blog/2026/03... #mjtsaiblog

nice to see that UConn doesn't do this just to Big East teams