Dammit, guessed wrong. Nice job.

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Lillian Hellman.

AI can only produce average writing, practically by definition. So if you generate an essay using AI and you think it’s better than what you can do; congratulations, you are below average. But you’ll never know that, it’s the Dunning-Kruger effect applied to AI.

I propose that Trump be referred to as Cankles Lannister.

a man wearing sunglasses and gloves is holding a bowl of food in his hand . Alt: I have no idea who this is, but it’s a man doing something with a bowl of weed and text that says “Chef busy in the kitchen.”

I saw a billboard for a cannabis dispensary that talked about how they support local growers.

They missed a trick by not calling it the ”Farm-to-Bong Movement.”

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Dude looks as if Riff Raff were a piece of shit.

Because they won’t do it themselves.

Dayum.

It's only a matter time before we find out Ghislaine Maxwell's work release is because she's been put in charge of the Head Start program.

This might be the single dumbest thing on Al Gore’s internet and that’s a high fucking bar.

If he had a lick of sense, he’d bring back everyone fired from 18F and USDS.

a man wearing sunglasses and gloves is holding a bowl of food in his hand . Alt: I have no idea who this is, but it’s a man doing something with a bowl of weed and text that says “Chef busy in the kitchen.”

I saw a billboard for a cannabis dispensary that talked about how they support local growers.

They missed a trick by not calling it the ”Farm-to-Bong Movement.”

Shitty patients are shitty patients. Often, even the best can’t help.

She’s on the Cain Train.

She’s on the Cain Train.

It feels like something that would be required for safety purposes. Can’t have someone walking off with the front desk phone.

They project bigger than IMAX.

I threw some money down. I hope he crushes it.

Trump is the only man who could forget the alphabet and still claim he invented it.

I think EVERY school does. I haven’t been in one that doesn’t.

Just because Stephen Miller is afraid 60% of America would beat his pasty face to a pulp doesn’t mean everyone else is also afraid to go out in public.

If you take a beat after “niktu”, It kind of scans, you know?

Okay.

I was in an argument once with a Libertarian (white dude, of course) who said that zoning laws should be banned. I asked him if it would be okay for me to open an industrial hog farm next door and put the shit storage pond next to his property line.

Silence.

Good. The enforced silence is ridiculous. Athletes in dozens of other sports play with crowd noise. The more rich people play the sport, the quieter you have to be. See: golf.

They such a bunch of insufferable twats.

“Liberland” has about as much chance of being successful as I have of subbing in for LeBron. For clarity, I’m a 60+ year old dude with no jump shot, handle, or wheels.

Bluesky…Assemble!

Let’s get behind this, my people.