(my blood pressure rises and i furiously check all citations when i see this style shit in the papers)

here’s the thing about this complaint- it’s not poop from an attorney’s brain; it’s poop from a computer.

oh yes

i got to interact with and pet some penguins, so i can confirm they’re as soft as they look

clear eyes, full diap, will lose

a war boy from “mad max:fury road” shirtless dude with two dynamite spears getting ready to jump off a moving car or something. philly hockey mascot gritty’s head has been added over the character’s head

GRITTNESS ME

oh hell yeah

an artist-installed live bus tracking sign on a pole. it has a solar panel above to power it. the sign says “WE TAKE” with an image of a septa bus below it. below that image is the text “the BUS! Support the freedom to live without a car. Support public transit!”. to the right of that text is a tablet displaying real time bus tracking information

live bus tracking installation! had seen them in the inky and posted about here, but yesterday was my first time seeing one in person

We Take the BUS

just noticing some things as the sixers cultivate a double digit deficit of varying amounts

3 people sitting at the sixers celtics game left: commerce secretary howard lutnick center: sixers owner joshua harris right: some guy in a sixers hat

howard lutnick sitting with joshua harris at the sixers game lmao fuck this ownership group

John C Reilly wearing big ass glasses and possibly a hair piece saying “fuck boston” be has a mustache

watching my sixers (lifelong fan)

some vinyl in shelving with linda ronstadt’s album “heart like a wheel” displayed on a stand above.

good morning, my fellow ronheads

back at it lmao

Inky article titled: Forged in Philly, she took down Epstein above the title is a picture of award-winning journalist Julie K Brown; below is the article. i would share a gift link but i’ve already used my allotment for the month

seeing @jkbjournalist.bsky.social profiled on the front page of the Sunday Inky for her courageous journalism 🫡🫡🫡🫡

a plush stuffed animal penguin on the left and the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world on the right. both are black and white and look kinda similar even though one is a plush bird and the other is a tiny gentleman cat

impossible to tell the difference here

ikea customer service rep, can you hold while i merge the delivery service into this call? thank you.

😈😈😈

colin robinson on “what we do in the shadows” the image is a close up of a bald man with glasses. he has glowing blue eyes, is wearing glasses, and his mouth is agape with teeth partially bared

becoming my own customer service rep as i connect ikea with their 3rd party delivery service so i (customer) can have this already-delayed order come through

slapped a car turning from ranstead onto 9th street because it accelerated into the middle of 9th without looking to see whether any pedestrians (me) were on the sidewalk preparing to cross then slammed on the brakes after realizing there are other vehicles and pedestrians about 9th street

i will be circling back to digital underground for this very reason lol

happy record store day i didn’t wait in line at 7am and still got the bill evans recording i had my eye on :’ )

let them fight 💆‍♂️

having a nice after work chip

complaining about the app being broken on the app >>>>

i only want funding from the commonwealth for one tho

Jason Alexander places his hand upon his bald

SEPTA tracking down; trains leaving the station 5 minutes early; no info at station

please fund SEPTA jfc

i had to request my MPRE score for purposes of waiving into a jurisdiction and now the national conference of bar examiners is ATTACKING me with “NextGen UBE” advertisements in 2 ways- (i) it spam; and (ii) i feel old because i am pre UBE 🥀

it is happening (there will baseball) 💆‍♂️

Doritos 3D (1998-2004; 2020- present)

soupy weather has returned i am in hell