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Posts by Matt "zavaro" Allbright 🌵

>'perfectly legal products'

Love when everything sounds like corpo hand wringing

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Fifth Phantom Saga jumpscare

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

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Video game level design in a nutshell

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Level design always has some fun flavors of the artists and designers, but I always put my lil mammal in every map I make.

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HEADLINE: Guy Complaining About IGN Reviews Feels Compelled to Rate Every Woman a 7.

HEADLINE: Guy Complaining About IGN Reviews Feels Compelled to Rate Every Woman a 7.

A local man expressed irritation with IGN’s video game reviews while feeling compelled to assign a number to every woman he knows.
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I used to work on fossils. This is hypacrosaurus stebingeri. She was my favorite.

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There's an exit vent in Command Wing?

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This is the second time I've seen a TikTok from anachronistically young and ripped Trent Reznor, but he's been right two times. Guy really got his finger on the pulse of it.

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relaxxing as the kids these days say

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NS2 Mentioned

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Every day I stray further from god's light

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"keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it’s immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like “yeah so this is going to happen to the internet” and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don’t even get paid for it"

"keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it’s immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like “yeah so this is going to happen to the internet” and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don’t even get paid for it"

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet

link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

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That or opposite the Cryo requirement, force players to have an incredibly low value limit to stuff they can take in

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Facts.

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We can only hope

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People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

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This card is in my Commander cube. Who knew red repeatable edicts with relevant Wizard creature types could be so good?

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Speculation of the hardware variety has always been bad, but I think now that people have AI models deepfaking gameplay (on two GPUs) and phones which can run a flavor of Unreal Engine, they think that Anything Is Possible

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They definitely have rodeo south of the border. I've been meaning to go to a couple for reference photos for a project I'm working on.

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I can only hope that the three here in Tucson get aborted before we completely run out of CAP water.

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There are two individual Pick Your Poison cards thanks for MB2, and each have their own differing and specific Oracle Text.

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I like 3. The Director's Cut or whatever is p good. A lot closer to Alien than Aliens.

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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Nocturnal Animals, Enemy, Presumed Innocent, and Jarhead for differing flavors and intensities of Gyllenhaal as a psycho.

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My legs are OK

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Breath of the Wild felt empty and burdensome.

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I have witnessed violence and I am here for it

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Brink Mentioned

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I would love a modern day recreation of the 3-team asymmetric insanity.

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