Cheater.

Bunch of white folks super upset that a black woman won that country Grammy.
Racist clowns.

A smart man is investing in Brawndo right now...

It's not like anyone intelligent is going to call it the Gulf of America...

Where are those cheap eggs at?

One day at a time!

Congratulations to Ashli Babbitt on 4 years of sobriety!

I met Gerald Ford and shook his hand while he was campaigning in California prior to the 1976 election. I asked him, "How do you like Glendale, Mr. Carter?" I was six.

RIP Jimmy. You were a good one.

12-13?!? You're being generous.

Were the terrorists who were dressed like journalists have degrees? See? Same thing.

That's a journalist like I am a journalist.

How peace-loving you seem, Judy. Do you kiss your kids with that mouth?

Probably shouldn't be hanging out with terrorists...

The greatest rock drummer to ever live.

I just hope Marjorie Taylor Greene holds true to her threat to release all of the rest of the dirt on her GOP colleagues.

Every accusation is an admission.

After a paint job... sure.

Bad Santa is the best Christmas movie ever.... and it isn't even close.

President-elect Musk*

President-elect Musk*

You're a dumbfuck. Trump is a piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, incel loser.

It's false and a bullshit narrative that only morons believe.

"Israel started it."

Go tell mommy.

If I could laugh at you in person, I would. YOU need to get educated. I lived in Israel, clown. You post outrage from your mommy's basement. We are not the same.

No man. You need to stop using sensationalist words to describe a war that Hamas started and Israel is going to finish. Go cry your river for someone who actually deserves it.

I would read this article.... but your website just isn't worth "less than $1 per week" when there are other websites out there providing the same news for free.

A long time ago, in a land far away, some of us took time to OCCUPY some parks across the world with the simple message that the rich are too powerful and that needed to change.

It didn't change.

We didn't overturn Citizens United and now we have Elon Musk running our country. Fucking brilliant!

No. They're not. But cool catchphrases.

This is what ACTUAL ethnic cleansing looks like.

Are we sure that's a cat??

I'm just stunned that the school shooting didn't get as much media attention as the killing of that CEO. Stunned, I tell you.

It's a national tragedy that a 2nd grader knows what an active shooting is and knows enough to dial 911 and report it.