This is what passes for lunch in Trump's America

You can very easily tell who did and didn't have a Big Numbers phase as a kid

I Got My HOG SQUEEZED At FAMOUS DAVE'S PULLED PORK

The doomsday clock guys have been edging since 1947. Bow Down to The Gooners Supreme

The count is in

it is necessary to imagine ShoeLegend happy.

You Are (Not) A Vibe

Waiting for the nurse to leave the room in the doctors office and then lying on the floor like Peter griffin until they come back

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The return of clarendon melee
Pull up or else
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I keep seeing posts of people talking about misbehavior in movie theaters. People on their phones, talking, laughing at inappropriate moments, but I haven't encountered this at all. The only valid conclusion is that Virginian theater goers are the most cultured group in America

@curecrown.bsky.social please follow back I need to discuss something with you in DMs

Was there ever a time period in which regular jeans -> ripped jeans -> jeans shorts were in fashion close enough together in that order such that one pair of jeans could have remained in vogue for an extended period through normal wear and tear?

To all new breloom fans:

You don't get to call me that, Panera Bread

Don't understand why anyone would buy skins in marvel rivals. I'm already playing as venom. What more could you possibly need

@noah-jd.bsky.social I played Pseudoregalia after you posted about it on X™ The Everything App™ and it was really good.

Every state other than my own has fucked up and weird tap water

1. In My Life
2. Michelle
3. Here, There, and Everywhere
4. Happiness Is A Warm Gun
5. When I'm Sixty-Four

A bunch of my kids on my Ult team were discouraged from losing to a Luigi player in our final regular season game heading into playoffs

I am now realizing that kid playing Luigi was Rap the entire time.

🤔

What's the morally correct decision on allowing my posts to be used for AI training if I think they'll make it worse?

I can't believe I got tricked into watching boxing again

The Cup will continue though, right

Hey you dumb idiot baby. You absolute fucking buffoon. Did I just see you try to swipe left on the first page of a chapter in the Shonen jump app? That's it, you're getting another 4,320,000 years in the realm of eternal punishment. You will never escape Samsara

Actualizing seeing a goddess today 🙏

Murder on the dancefloor is the platonic form of White Woman Music

I keep a secret list of everyone I know with a tally for every time they call a fighting game character a "champ" or "champion."
Justice will be served, eventually.

Lowkey deserved

They really decided to nerf every part of ramlethal that wasn't spamming sword normals
No more rekka cancels, corner pressure is massively worse, no calvados without both swords, dauro leads to combo on ground hit
Genuinely why do anything other than mash 5s and j.s now