Jimminy Christmas, I can’t get pizza that fast! 😆

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LIL LAMBS???

“and earlier” SAY HER NAME🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

This is a meme. The text says “today’s secret word of the day is:” and then below it is Pee-wee Herman holding up a sign that says “insider trading”

Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1

Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

Andrew Cuomo won’t talk to the families of nursing home victims.

He won’t ride the subway or take a bus.

He spends most of each week in hiding.

But he will *beg* for a meeting with a 94-year-old right-wing Australian billionaire.

Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future

All we need is someone to love us half as much as this man loves the onion

Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed while the economic crisis he created wrecked our markets.

Also pain felt in fantasy 😩

Comic strip on post its Panel 1: a man with a sign says “big ass fuck trump and elon march today” his sign reads “what to do” Panel 2: Record. Record. Record. Police are liars. Don’t bring weapons. The image is a cop surrounded by recording phones Panel 3: Stick together. Cops try to divide and conquer. The image is a man giving another man a piggy back with a sign that reads “this is fine” Panel 4: if you are a white dude, shield people who are not. The image is a cop saying to a white man “i’m slightly more hesitant to hit you because i am a racist” The white man says “success”

Good morning beautiful people 🌞

Please share!!! This is getting ridiculous—they just can’t accept a loss. Please help spread the word to North Carolina. The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted.

Season 4 / Episode 19

"All right, here are your exams.
50 questions, true or false."

"True."

"Homer, I was just describing the test."

"True."

"Look, Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine."

"False."

No tariffs on Russia. Huh?

I don't know how to explain this but every time I spend like $30 I some how have $100 less dollars.

A message to our followers.

Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.

What will you do?

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exclaim “Hey, it’s Mr. T!” then ask “Who’s the chick, Mr. T?” With April O’Neil next to him, Mr. T responds “It’s April, fools!” All who read this then proceed to laugh (or suffer the consequences of becoming an April fool).

Once I dreamt I was at a community center. We were doing crafts at tables. I heard a woman at the next table crying. Another woman was comforting her. The 😭 woman explained that some1 told her they don’t exist; that this was all someone’s dream.

… it took too long for me to get it was my dream 😅

a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .

Legit whispered “oh my gosh”

Breakup lines:

❌ it’s not you, it’s me

❌ it would be best for us to pursue life separately

✅ aurevoir forever *rhyming*

Exclusive: Trump Admin Spies on Social Media of Foreign Students Ideological purge of foreign students revealed in new leaked directive

New Rubio order (leaked to me) directs the State Department to spy on student visa holders and applicants social media for "a hostile attitude toward U.S. citizens or U.S. culture (including government, institutions, or founding principles).”

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If you’re in the audience for Colbert tonight you should 1000% boo Chuck Schumer

Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The doctor has a small door placed vertically on his desk. One hand is on the door knob. His other hand is moving the pile of toys to the closed door. The doctor says, “Anyway, you know you have to write.” The doctor opens the door. “And then one day, there’s inspiration! And you somehow have some key component for writing available.” The doctor begins to push the pile of toys to the open door. The pile of toys begins to change height. Now the pile of toys are all stuck in the doorway of the small door. The doctor says, “But not enough time, or energy, or synonyms, etc.” The final panel is all the toys, representing ideas, irreversibly stuck in the doorway. The text reads, “Fucking Physics.” Because both words begin with the same sound, “fucking” is spelled with a PH, and “physics” is spelled with an F. So the final text is pronounced “fucking physics,” and it’s spelled, “phucking fysics.” End of image description.

The final page of my odd rant/sermon/whatever

Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The text is sometimes doubled because low contrast problems were spotted too late into the process. The doctor says, “I know screenshots are used for jokes, but I want to talk about writing.” Mr Burns is labeled “y’all.” He looks at his watch and says, “looks like it's time for a weird, quote unquote, meme." The doctor says, “The world is big and confusing. so kids hold on to whatever skils are easiest. When youre in a family of 5 Chatty Cathys, it raises odds that you'll get interested in communication.” End of image description.

Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The text is sometimes doubled because low contrast problems were spotted too late into the process. The doctor says, “So you start experimenting. You combine situations and phrases. Notice delight or disapproval. Cause and effect.” The doctor and Mr Burns go to a desk. The doctor continues to talk while he stands a small door vertically on the desk. The doctor says, “And you learn that you have a skill that not everyone has. You learn that you can snatch words from the air and construct moments and interactions. These moments and interactions become stories you have a lot of fun creating. You start to wonder if writing is part of your job.” (Note that the final sentence is incomplete and finishes on the next image.) End image description.

Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The doctor continues his sentence from the previous image. The doctor says, “You start to wonder if writing is part of your job. If writing is one of your tools to pitch in with. Some people have speaking, some people have physical creativity, and you have writing. So you wonder if you should include ideas that are important to you.” The image shows that the doctor how has a small pile of tiny toys on his desk. End of image description.

Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The doctor is pointing to a small pile of multiple tiny toys. The doctor says, “Ideas like found family, trust and risks and rewards in vulnerability.” The doctor picks up a blue toy and smiles affectionately. The doctor says, “And who could forget our lil buddy, Processing Trauma?” He shows the little buddy to Mr Burns and Mr Smithers who are stand-ins for the reader. The image returns to focusing on the doctor. The doctor continues talking while looking down. “And someone could read my story and know they’re not alone. And we’re overdue for trans-dimensional lesbians that—“ The doctor looks up. The doctor says, “I got distracted. Let’s move on.” End of image description.

The final (unsatisfying) page will be in the comments as I’m still working on this in life, and Blue Sky only allows 4 images at a time

Image is of a pair of dangling earrings. The earrings are displayed on a small black display. The earrings are a closed, brown book with a yellow dragon on the front. The earrings have a silver butterfly bead at the end.

Image is of three polymer clay books of two different sizes. The large one will become a necklace pendant. The two small clay books will become earrings. All three books are dark blue with gray accents. The two smaller books each have a gray dragon on the front.

The image is of a polymer clay book. The book is laying closed on a wood table. There are silver accents on the book’s spine. On the front is an attempted clay picture. The picture is of a gray dragon with yellow and red eyes. The dragon is in flight and is breathing yellow and red fire. Sadly, the image is not nearly as impressive as the description.

This image is mostly the same as the previous one. The image is of a polymer clay book. The book is laying closed on a wood table. There are silver accents on the book’s spine. On the front is an attempted clay picture. The picture is of a gray dragon with yellow and red eyes. The dragon is in flight and is breathing yellow and red fire. Above the book is the text, “it gets worse, but it also gets better. It gets a lot of things.” At the lower portion of the dragon, two leg emojis have been added to the image. This creates the visual of a grey dragon that walks on two human legs. Text underneath it reads, “(Idk! 😂 It made sense that its legs weren't visible when I made it, but now? Eh)”

Making some I made some dragon book earrings and pendants. The last one I got a little bit in my edgelord era when I saw an old post of mine wondering if my future self wishes they could encourage me.

The ADHD is baked in.

And during the protests to get women’s voting rights, I bet cis women were told they were making life harder for actual women.

It was never about sports and bathrooms. It was also never about women

In case you're wondering where "it's not fair for trans women to be in sports" leads, I have been told multiple times (mostly by cis men, ironically) that me practicing law is unfair to "real women".

It's not about sports and never has been.