I wonder what all the pedophiles are dishing about behind the scenes? Nothing? Deny? Ride it out? Bunker time? Flee?

George Carlin always nailed it.

We’ll know something is actually happening with all this when we see a resignation…or suicide

I both simultaneously mourn all the horrific things happening, and believe this has to happen. All the pain, chaos, and injustice. Because I have felt since I was little, that our govt has never served us. It’s always been a corrupt sham we’ve been conditioned to. Control+Alt+Delete motherfuckers.

All of this to protect a decades long ring of global pedophiles.

So let me get this straight…part of our govt is terrorizing us, and other parts are unwilling to do anything about it…so like, we’re just on our own? Burn it all down then. Nothing matters if nothing matters.

I pledge no allegiance to our flag, of the divided states of Amerikkka. And to the republic, for which has failed, one nation, under whatever God you choose, divisible, with liberty and justice for none.

I like how dogs have a metronome attached to their butts that measures their happiness.

"An escalator can never break..." 🎤: Mitch Hedberg #shorts YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up

Funny then, extra funny now.

It’s super weird finding out on Facebook that a lot of your friends for literal decades are suddenly super religious.

I am so genuinely curious to how maga will respond when Vance takes over the presidency. Like what will that episode look like in this reality show we call America?

You realize he is currently “burning it all down” because he knows he’s dying any second now. Tick tock you melting hippo.

Any autistic child I’ve ever had in my regular ed math classroom have not only been my favorite humans, but are 100% smarter than me. That’s all.

So when the timeline gets back on track, we all agree to pass a new law that restricts a felon or suspected rapist or racist or facist or narcissist or sociopath or traitor or liar or cheater or melting hippo from being president…RIGHT?!

Over yonder on threads…

Remember during the campaign when JD would try to do a press conference or lil rally and like 12 people would show up and it was awk as fuk? That’s how his presidency will be. Nobody pays no mind to that pud.

What’s happening on Twitter? Are all the MAGA congress people swearing he’s alive and well? Or are they radio silent?

4 days ago: Trump holds ass licking cabinet meeting.

2 days ago: Vance says he’s ready to be president.

1 day ago: sketchy pics to show proof of life.

What other weirdness is missing from this timeline?

Yes but where did the human beings that were in there go?

🚨Breaking: our hopes

We are living in a 3rd world country.

The only thing that stops me from going to Chicago is not knowing where to park.

Fascist, racist, rapist, con artist. That’s it. Time to take back our country.

Unfortunately dismantling a concentration camp is not the same as releasing the innocent people inside.

Such a cute couple 😍

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field . Alt: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .

Attention resisters to this administration: we need a secret hand signal we can give to each other in public…Katniss style.

That sister-wife looking, pathetic excuse of a woman, should retreat back into her hole so no one has to look at her on socials ever again.

I feel like not enough people are talking about how drugged up Pam Bondi was at that presser.

Tim Apple really sucks huh?