What if that song "im like a bird" instead went "i like eating turds"?

I think that would be a bad thing

How the hell did all this poop get in my ass?

no

Ice spice got the shit kicked out of her at mcdonalds and adam friedland did not stop it because he was wearing flip flops

pregaballin is gabagool with fentanyl in it

The Daedric Prince of bargains promised me unearthly beauty if I smashed my face with a hammer but rescinded the deal just before I landed the final blow!

That's the last time I trust Claviculus Vile.

makes u think....

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

the Hollywood Video around the corner from me was converted into a much more profitable Hollywood Liquor

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

my sweet goblin princess would eat a bowl of diarrhea

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already beloved character, a new report released Wednesday by Gower Street An...

“By naming the film The Mandalorian And Grogu, Disney is leaving money on the table from consumers who have no idea who Grogu is but would immediately take out their phones and buy a ticket for any movie of any genre with ‘Baby Yoda’ in its title,” said report author Heather Flynn

that's Halisha

it’s monday vibe from office space movie

it’s monday again

if you see this you know you're fucked

Expecting everyone to wear their baseball cap with the brim facing forward is so hatero-normative

Picture of Brian, a cig and salmon The text: If smoking is so bad why does it cure salmon

The duality of pups

Elegance

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

A Ghanian hand-printed Cheers (the show) poster. It's ace and a bit mental. I don't know what more to say.

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

it was a samsung galaxy s7

pop a wheelie bro

This should go without saying, stop putting out bowls of energy drink for neighborhood twink strays. If you want to help, live trap them and join a foster network.

alienware bruh