We got a new cordless vacuum cleaner.

I am, worryingly, really happy with this purchase.

I'm getting old and more boring.

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now this is exactly the kind of thing i want my tax dollars to pay for

My son fences and even at the low level he is I can't see the swords move. This is amazing.

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photography is an art

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

Wait till ICE turn up at the door. You think the paperwork for the Oompa Loompas is in order?

If this thing does open, the first band to play has to be The Sweet.

I mean, it's ready for a Ballroom Blitz.

Actual shiver of revulsion at "AI that incorporates brand placements directly into comic panels"

I think the problem here is that Rees-Mogg still can't work out these new fangled Fax machines.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

it'll be back in three days

I don't think he'll get elected. He's a charisma black hole and his wife is Indian-American.
That won't wash with the racists he needs to vote for him.

If he divorces in the next 12 months however...

*Sees the news coming out of Hungary.

Is... Is that hope I'm feeling? Could things be less shit than they were this morning?

I don't know how to cope with feelings like this anymore.

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

Just watched Predator: Badlands.
Now that was a palate cleanser. After Prey and this, the series is on a high.

My daughter pestered me into going to see the new Mario movie.
It's nice that they got all these stars to voice the characters, shame that blew the budget for hiring someone to write a script or even a plot.
The reclining chair and the beer helped the experience though.

So everyone else went "Fuck no!" and Vance is stupid enough to think he's been given a Big Boy Job.

a close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open . Alt: a close up of the ginger bloke from CSI: Miami putting on a pair of sunglasses.

Now they're just taking the piss.

Have you read Terry Pratchett's "The Unadulterated Cat"?
He described the game they're playing, cat chess. One cat has to observe the other without being seen themselves.

My wife is a doctor on an ICU.

Watching any scene involving someone getting CPR or having a tube down their throat results in comments.

But not nearly as much as when Jason Bourne got a tram when he was at Alexanderplatz.
"There's no team stop there! It's round the corner!"

Getting a bit dusty here.

Can the end of the world please hurry up and take place before I accidentally hear anything from this?

Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

guys this is so nice :') I love that we're all online watching a thing that's good instead of bad :')

Well done to everyone involved in the #ArtemisII launch.

Not going to lie, I was worried until they got into orbit, but they pulled it off.

As an official Old White Man™ may I say on this day and any other day, trans rights are human rights and just stop with all the hate.