(bachelor pathologic) Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours…well, I find them to be amusing. What’s that? A free sample of your new plague cure? Not necessary. I’ve already calculated its effectiveness in my head. Mmm…perhaps a little more swevery next time…

jesus christ i forgot how dark this shit was. if mary whitehouse saw this she'd have a seizure. what kind of childrens show is this

sounds like more wishful thinking to me

i wasn't trying to find something you were into i just thought the words "cuck biplane" were really funny

he sure does look worse in motion lmaooooo

me: why is there a warning for insensitive content?

character: i wonder where mavic chen is....

me: oh. oh, right. uhhhh

and you'll be taken away in a separate cuck biplane

NICHOLAS COURTNEY MY BELOVED god he's so incredible i'm so happy to see him in motion

finally watching the newly-recovered doctor who episodes and i'm once again so pissed that they killed katerina off because she was "too hard to write". she's genuinely so close to being one of the best companions ever if only she had survived for longer than TWO FUCKING EPISODES

oh and you think FEMA would be any less ruthless? you naive fool

listen you're the one who put out the presidential alert i'm just following proper procedures

INFOWARS @infowars Lies! Lies! Lies! The Epic Lies And False Reality That The Onion Lives In!

"The Onion lives in a false reality"

meanwhile, a GREAT doctor who story is one that makes you FEEL high while watching it

i'm from the cia and we are looking into this

i like bluesky because you can totally remove the discovery / algorithm aspect. maybe it's old fashioned but i have zero interest in venturing outside of who i'm following unless it's in a specialized feed like my otd one. i don't need to hear about what total strangers are thinking about

Are you a male feminist or are you just wordlessly distressed by the fact that any woman you would want to be is one that would not fit into the world as it is currently?

ten thank you scientist songs but only one coheed and cambria song and not a single jethro tull song? who's responsible for this?

judging the FUSER modding community on which songs they have and haven't ported in. what do you mean you've modded in every song from renaissance but not a single one from lemonade? what's wrong with you people?

i know someone whose roommate shat on the bath mat and then threw the bath mat out lmao

me trying to describe my favorite metal band:

does that mean i'll be posting better instead?

they're always like "what incest this is just our quarterly financial report" and i'm like you'll know it when you see it :/

just rerelease this as "dark souls: the anime" and instantly make millions of dollars

lone wolf and cub

"at least the sekiro anime might be good" if you want a cinematic version of sekiro so bad just go watch THE MOVIES THAT SEKIRO WAS ADAPTED FROM

wait are you talking about the end of evangelion or the remakes

i'm always saying this

still refuse to watch that because i was satisfied with the original ending and don't care what else could be added on to it

money

tbf i'm not attracted to *straight* women