I was having similar thoughts earlier this evening. Cooper says this is the fun time of year that they love playing for. I need to stop stressing - which will not in any way prevent me from swearing a lot if they lose.
It's been a good life. 🫠
It's a lovely kitchen, lovely space. Does it come with the cat, you think? Like 10 Downing? 😼
Getting rightfully roasted in all the hockey groups. I just rolled my eyes when I heard them start it.
Lightning fans are fighting with other Lightning fans about how stupid it was.
You want to chant USA while they do the standing salute for a member of the military? Have at it. But not this 💩.
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I was not there, but I rather hate that the crowd did this. Cheer for the team you are seeing, and it's not USMNT.
Boston should be a lot more worried than Tampa after their respective Games 1.
I'll worry enough for everyone in the entire Tampa organization. Stick to MY strengths.
If Boston blows a 2-0 lead, I'll feel ever so slightly better (for no rational reason, really) over the Lightning's game. They were at lease competitive despite themselves.
I still hope you'll be wrong about at least one. Although I'm not happy with my team right now. Haven't been for about a month.
I do admit that I've been a bit surprised by all the people seeming to pick the Lightning to go far given how uneven they've been in the last month. Love my team, but they have been their own worst enemy. And it's not the age, it's the head game - all the little mistakes and lack of focus.
I was about to mention that the last few years, Kuch has been targeted - not shut down as much as dirty hits and liberties - by the teams they've faced. I'm rather less worried about Kucherov than Point.
Fry from Futurama thrusting money out saying "Shut up and take my money!" Because I'd pay for breaking a curse in the Bolts favor.
And yeah, it's a 7-game series. If the Lightning get themselves sorted in the next game, I'll feel better.
If they weren't playing us, I'd be cheering for the Canadiens, too. As it is, understand that I'm hoping to blow your bracket. 😉
I need the Bolts to get their heads straight. Cooper was pissed about the dumb penalties. And probably a couple questionable ones, but he cannot talk about those.
This is not a source of happiness for some of us. 😒😖
The Lightning did themselves no favors, but... 😳
Then I'm clearly not sure about who it is you are helping. Not feeling helped as a Bolts fan.
You are not helping here. 😒
Yeah, but the curse isn't supposed to kick in until the Finals.
Putin’s best ROI - Donald Trump.
Cool stuff, although not my team. I still can't believe a Red Wings fan hasn't snapped up that crewneck because that design is just so sick.
Looking forward to PWHL options soon!
Totally fair! I'm all for celebrating where you are, but definitely, one year at a time.
Especially with some of the low quality years we've gotten lately. Real QA failures that should never have been launched with so many defects.
This! ☝️
Are you the other good Karen that @generationxwing.bsky.social referenced? Always pleased to meet another Karen disproving the meme version we've been burdened with.
A good milestone birthday. I hope it's a great kickoff to your next trip around the sun! I turned 55 last Thursday.
Yes, decimal, @generationxwing.bsky.social. Time moves in only the one direction (until I get my Tardis), so I'm never sorry to keep moving along with it, given the alternative.
Many thanks for the wishes!
My philosophy is that as long as people are wishing you a happy birthday, the party continues or starts early in @auntchalupa.bsky.social's case. 💃🍾🥳
🤣 Skinner "freed from the burden of denying Connor McDavid a Stanley Cup." Great subtext to your take on the series.
Really, even if I didn't appreciate your analysis as much as I do, I'd subscribe for your humor and the music-themed write ups.
You really do. It will be interesting to see if the Stars regroup or if the Wild seem ready to play to their greater potential in this post-season.
Happy birthday, my fellow April baby! 🎂🍾 (Just celebrated mine.)
That is an amazing story. I'm sorry about a shitty, racist, burger-stealing nurse. It's cool that you can make story into a cause for celebration with your mom. 🍔
I was happy by that outcome, although the way I feel about them both for their off-ice, ah, perspectives meant I would have liked the pummeling to go a wee bit longer.
English is weird
You're shit=insult
You ain't shit=insult
You are not shit=reassuring
You are the shit=compliment
Hold up, hold up... Let 'er bake. 🥖
I LOL'd hard at the first joke and then again at the second pun. I evidently enjoy the pain - with a good amount of rich butter.