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"CAN YOU JUST... fuck off for an hour? Thanks to YOUR dumb ass, WE actually need to pay attention during this briefing... sir."
Posts by ASTRONAUTICAL
The TREASON bingo is about to fall like dominoes.
Checkmate.
J.P. Morgan in 1912: "Gold is money. Everything else is credit."
🚨 SEC Release No. 34-105108 🚨
"Our crimes are backfiring, so now we need to redefine COLLATERAL to include stocks (already short-sold naked 1000x) to be delivered (which we fail to, as a business model), to keep as much equity (cash) as possible for... not margin calls! Uh, everything's fine!"
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Trump asks if he can have Ibogaine - a psychedelic - while signing an E.O. on psychedelics.
Source:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_sp...
Happy "Totally Normal Meeting to Wind Down Global Systemically-Important Banks (G-SIB) When Cascading Bank Failures Begin" Day!
Pedophiles, vampires, aliens, WW3, millions of "patriots" guilty of TREASON:
These are what They're "letting us in on", all so y'all don't see how FUCKED the Banks are.
The bunkers, of course, are for when y'all finally understand WHY.
As in, "WHY are They meeting about winding down Big Banks?"
Uh... isn't that BAD?
Boy, this whole "EVERYBODY'S FUCKED!" is coming together quite nicely these days, innit?
Imagine being this thorough tracing everyone associated with KKKrasnov's conspiracy to commit high treason for Russia 😁
Alan Dershowitz, Epstein-class "scholar" of Law:
"Invoking the Constitution would be unconstitutional!"
🤡-ass
Also: 8 straight failed DOD audits showing $1.8 Trillion has gone unaccounted for SOMEHOW implies valuation fraud may also be occurring SOMEWHERE.
Someone should look into that, probably.
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
Screenshot from "Star Wars: Episode IV" where Obi-Wan Kenobi uses Jedi powers to convince Stormtroopers to let them pass their checkpoint. Caption reads: "These aren't the bagholders you're looking for." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
Screenshot of Marge Simpson on the phone.
WHOEVER, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ADHERES TO THEIR ENEMIES, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of TREASON... and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States. - 18 U.S. Code § 2381 Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
DOJ Says Laws Congress Passed to Prevent Another Nixon Don’t Apply to Trump
Source:
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Oh yeah? Too bad this one DOES:
They supposedly used a secret CIA tool called the "Ghost Murmur" to find the downed airman in Iran.
Except physicists, and other researchers who know what the fuck they're talking about, say that's impossible.
Picture of an atomic bomb blast with ring aftershock clouds moving out of the way, with the caption: “According to the U.S. Treasury Department, the government has been broke since October 2025. How the FUCK is World War III going to fix the corruption (oops) [stricken-out] economy?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
Screenshot of “the Two Bobs” from “Office Space” conducting their “What exactly would you say you DO here?” interviews, with the caption: “Why didn’t Biden order an investigation and suspend the inauguration? They could’ve prevented all this bullshit!” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
What do you expect when the Commander-in-Chief declined to take ANY action against the GREATEST NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER KNOWN?
Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.