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White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout Even the president may have doubts about his war.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"CAN YOU JUST... fuck off for an hour? Thanks to YOUR dumb ass, WE actually need to pay attention during this briefing... sir."

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The TREASON bingo is about to fall like dominoes.

Checkmate.

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J.P. Morgan in 1912: "Gold is money. Everything else is credit."

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🚨 SEC Release No. 34-105108 🚨

"Our crimes are backfiring, so now we need to redefine COLLATERAL to include stocks (already short-sold naked 1000x) to be delivered (which we fail to, as a business model), to keep as much equity (cash) as possible for... not margin calls! Uh, everything's fine!"

🤡

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Trump asks if he can have Ibogaine - a psychedelic - while signing an E.O. on psychedelics.

Source:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_sp...

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Principals of U.S., European Banking Union, and U.K. Financial Authorities To Meet for Regular Coordination Exercise on Cross-Border Resolution Planning | FDIC.gov Trilateral Principal Level Exercise (TPLE) on Saturday, April 18, 2026.

Happy "Totally Normal Meeting to Wind Down Global Systemically-Important Banks (G-SIB) When Cascading Bank Failures Begin" Day!

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White House faith advisor says refusing Trump 'would be like refusing God' White House Faith Office leader Paula White-Cain declared that saying the word "no" to President Donald Trump would be like saying "no" to God.

What a surprise!

Their god's not big on consent, either.

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Principals of U.S., European Banking Union, and U.K. Financial Authorities To Meet for Regular Coordination Exercise on Cross-Border Resolution Planning | FDIC.gov Trilateral Principal Level Exercise (TPLE) on Saturday, April 18, 2026.

Pedophiles, vampires, aliens, WW3, millions of "patriots" guilty of TREASON:

These are what They're "letting us in on", all so y'all don't see how FUCKED the Banks are.

The bunkers, of course, are for when y'all finally understand WHY.

As in, "WHY are They meeting about winding down Big Banks?"

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Principals of U.S., European Banking Union, and U.K. Financial Authorities To Meet for Regular Coordination Exercise on Cross-Border Resolution Planning | FDIC.gov Trilateral Principal Level Exercise (TPLE) on Saturday, April 18, 2026.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce you will all be going down with the ship!"

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AP Exclusive: Europe has 'maybe 6 weeks of jet fuel left,' energy agency head warns Europe has “maybe six weeks or so” of remaining jet fuel supplies, the head of the International Energy Agency said Thursday in a wide-ranging interview, warning of possible flight cancellations “soon...

Uh... isn't that BAD?

Boy, this whole "EVERYBODY'S FUCKED!" is coming together quite nicely these days, innit?

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a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: GIF of Blink 182's Tom DeLonge in a blond mullet and mustache going "What the fuck?!?" in front of a bunch of shrubbery.

AGAIN?!?!?

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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is preparing banks to collect citizenship data Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the Trump administration expects banks to comply in collecting citizenship information from customers.

Imagine being this thorough tracing everyone associated with KKKrasnov's conspiracy to commit high treason for Russia 😁

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Trump Sued for Firing Most of the Black Officials in Government President Trump has been purging Black officials in independent agencies at a higher rate than anyone else, a new lawsuit says.

Nothing like securing REPARATIONS from the KKK, I tell you hwat

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Invoking The 25th Amendment Against Trump Would Be Unconstitutional The 25th Amendment provides a complex mechanism for removing a president who is unable to perform his duties because of illness or other incapacity. It was not designed for resolving political disagre

Alan Dershowitz, Epstein-class "scholar" of Law:

"Invoking the Constitution would be unconstitutional!"

🤡-ass

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Also: 8 straight failed DOD audits showing $1.8 Trillion has gone unaccounted for SOMEHOW implies valuation fraud may also be occurring SOMEWHERE.

Someone should look into that, probably.

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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CNN: China to Supply Iran With Man-Portable Air Defense Systems China is preparing to deliver new man-portable air defense systems (MANPADS) to Iran within the next few weeks.CNN reported this information, citing three people familiar with the latest U.S. intellig...

Here's an even better idea:

GO AFTER ALL THE CORRUPT FRAUDS RUINING EVERYTHING

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Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys The Justice Department has asked a federal appeals court to throw out the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders who were sentenced to prison terms for leading members...

Guess they don't want to be found TOTALLY FUCKING GUILTY

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Hungary’s New Leader Reveals Viktor Orbán Was Paying CPAC Péter Magyar called the payments a “crime” and said his government would stop the funds.

Oh look, more treason!

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Screenshot from "Star Wars: Episode IV" where Obi-Wan Kenobi uses Jedi powers to convince Stormtroopers to let them pass their checkpoint.  Caption reads: "These aren't the bagholders you're looking for."

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Screenshot from "Star Wars: Episode IV" where Obi-Wan Kenobi uses Jedi powers to convince Stormtroopers to let them pass their checkpoint. Caption reads: "These aren't the bagholders you're looking for." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

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Netanyahu Reveals Trump Reports to Him Every Day on Iran Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made a bombshell confession as U.S.-Iran talks failed.

Kremlin Komrade Krasnov Kompromised.

Surprised?

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Orbán’s 16-year rule over Hungary ends in crushing election defeat The Hungarian prime minister concedes to Péter Magyar, who is set to win a supermajority in the 199-seat parliament.

HA! GET REKT, FUCKFACE!

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Trump Insiders Leak Jaw-Dropping Pardons Offer to Goons The president has said he plans to “pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval,” according to a new Wall Street Journal report.

GUILTY AS FUCK

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Screenshot of Marge Simpson on the phone.

Screenshot of Marge Simpson on the phone.

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WHOEVER, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ADHERES TO THEIR ENEMIES, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of TREASON... and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

- 18 U.S. Code § 2381

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WHOEVER, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ADHERES TO THEIR ENEMIES, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of TREASON... and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States. - 18 U.S. Code § 2381 Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

DOJ Says Laws Congress Passed to Prevent Another Nixon Don’t Apply to Trump

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slate.com/news-and-pol...

Oh yeah? Too bad this one DOES:

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What is the quantum ‘Ghost Murmur’ purportedly used in Iran? Scientists question CIA’s claim of long-range heartbeat detection Ghost Murmur was described as a futuristic CIA tool that could detect a heartbeat from vast distances. Physicists say the public story clashes with the basic limits of magnetic sensing

They supposedly used a secret CIA tool called the "Ghost Murmur" to find the downed airman in Iran.

Except physicists, and other researchers who know what the fuck they're talking about, say that's impossible.

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A hacker has allegedly breached one of China’s supercomputers and is attempting to sell a trove of stolen data | CNN A hacker has allegedly stolen a massive trove of sensitive data – including highly classified defense documents and missile schematics – from a state-run Chinese supercomputer in what could potentiall...

How do you move petabytes of data without anyone noticing?

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Picture of an atomic bomb blast with ring aftershock clouds moving out of the way, with the caption: “According to the U.S. Treasury Department, the government has been broke since October 2025.  How the FUCK is World War III going to fix the corruption (oops) [stricken-out] economy?”

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Picture of an atomic bomb blast with ring aftershock clouds moving out of the way, with the caption: “According to the U.S. Treasury Department, the government has been broke since October 2025. How the FUCK is World War III going to fix the corruption (oops) [stricken-out] economy?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

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Screenshot of “the Two Bobs” from “Office Space” conducting their “What exactly would you say you DO here?” interviews, with the caption: “Why didn’t Biden order an investigation and suspend the inauguration?  They could’ve prevented all this bullshit!”

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Screenshot of “the Two Bobs” from “Office Space” conducting their “What exactly would you say you DO here?” interviews, with the caption: “Why didn’t Biden order an investigation and suspend the inauguration? They could’ve prevented all this bullshit!” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

What do you expect when the Commander-in-Chief declined to take ANY action against the GREATEST NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER KNOWN?

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Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion.  Caption reads:

“They must want to die.  They’re gonna push us until we have no choice.  They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.”

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Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

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