I had to delete the "diddler on the roof" tweet because the idf threatened to drone strike my grandma's house

biden's fault

I think the giant f400000 truck threw me off

idk ask chatgpt

why not speed take a dump in the water fountain at scientology headquarters instead?

blasting duran duran in the pick up line? what year is it my guy?

I called someone a cunt at my last interview. You'll be fine

I wish there was a way I could shit in my hand and throw it through the phone and have it hit their face when their mouth is open

I'll go fishing in fallout. idgaf

they really should give trump the nuke codes because I could use some time off work to recalibrate

youtube.com/shorts/KTPV4...

good fishing spot

the clit

is it just me or is anyone else noticing that people's driving has somehow gotten even worse in the past couple months? some of these mfs need to be banned

this song makes me go super saiyan

back on my bullshit

better pray harder, I guess

sorry you're too stupid to run a business because your fat idiot parents voted to decimate your education system. that's not my problem

I'm so tired of getting yelled at by fat mushmouth southerners.

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

my kid caught a baby bass and decided to put him in an aquarium. his name is bobby peru

more warehouse fires?

I stopped using amazon and so should you

www.thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-i...

who do you want to be when you grow up? this guy youtu.be/25b5TJFLHwE?...

these fucking boomers are obsessed with lawns. I can't wait until that generation dies off and the world can start to heal

landlord immolation

they got afrika bambaataa

is there a GoFundMe for the dude who burned down the warehouse he worked at?

this happened at the dentist a few weeks ago but it wasn't as funny