this goes hard as fuck

Thom Yorke | Live at Sydney Opera House YouTube video by Sydney Opera House

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youtu.be/AKI-YlBPmMQ

The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II

two buttons on a website: “apply on jooble” “Apply on bebee”

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

The last 5 years have convinced me that aliens visiting Earth wouldn’t be a big news story 2 months later.

i will never learn to code 🥰

mr. carrozo himself holding a microphone at a screening of his trio of short films, 'elsewheres'

jesus died for this.

open.substack.com/pub/carrozo/...

the trailer made me want to send its makers to trial

@jack's profound first tweet: "just setting up my twttr". It has been retweeted 115,000 times

Guardian headline, accompanied by an image of the man in question sitting in a large leather chair: Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey's first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m

In frankly horrific news today, at 12.50pm, Pacific Standard Time, it will be the 20th anniversary exactly of the first ever tweet. Yup. Twenty fucking years. Still, it did later give us one of the world’s great headlines...

was the CRINK there?

holding a new sticker design that says in white all caps lettering in futura font on red background with black outline: “THE FUTURE IS OFFLINE.”

THE FUTURE IS OFFLINE.

LONDON SCREENING: elsewheres by [carrozo] · Luma a trio of short films about longing, obsession, release. https://www.carrozo.com/elsewheres

LONDON SCREENING:

e l s e w h e r e s
a trio of short films by [carrozo]

SUN 19 APR · 2–4PM · HEN & CHICKENS THEATRE BAR, HIGHBURY

free entry — spaces limited
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You can do anything you set your mind to, you stupid motherfucker.

What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your horrors that persist

amazing cover for a fascinating moment in time. the advent of containerisation famously ended the London Docklands as actual docks (because container ships are incredibly big and wouldn't be able to travel up the Thames)

Don't know why the americans are always taking the piss out of us for the food thing when they could be mocking us for saying aeroplane.

This 67,800-year-old hand stencil is the world's oldest human-made art The world's oldest art has an unintentional story to tell about human exploration.

arstechnica.com/science/2026...

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’

"The Ceaseless Gong" - lovely description of an early (1919) car alarm system

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

Woke 3.0 will have decentralized versions of all the apps you loved from Woke 2.0. But instead of relying on centralized gatekeepers, you can own and control your own identity via cryptography.

I call it the casino-state. Everything you see is a grift, it’s all for your entertainment, and the house takes in a fortune

why the fuck is every single chat gpt screed the exact fucking same, don't people notice this shit

"I had a thought about this banal topic... and it made me think.
it isn't just an idea, it's a thought.
A belief, made into words.
I couldn't capture it myself— my mind is also full of meaning"

Keep talking, asshole, ive already messaged the etsy witches

I fear I’m one minor inconvenience away from no longer being a perfect angel

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel.

Extraordinary footage.

(🎥 Cradle Media)

haha he fuckin got our ass

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to