I enjoy preds that are obsessive and possessive~ A little cruel but in like a bully sort of way~ Ones you can’t say no to because you’re going to get devoured like it or not~ 💚
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Snugs are always completely accepted 💚
Imagine fucking my belly~
Your cock gliding against that smooth warm slimy surface~ Feeling as it has a little give to insert yourself in there~ It tries to pull you deeper as you rhythmically thrust in and out~ Knowing as you finish you’re getting pulled into that gut next~ 💚
I love tricking prey~ 💚
Leaning in for a passionate kiss~ Thinking they finally talked down the big slime dragon out of eating them~ Thinking a kiss will seal the deal before— **GWOMP**
My tongue wraps around them and I swallow them up~
Sometimes! But I like to stay a big mean green eating machine 💚
People often ask me: “How long would I last inside of you?”
Truthful answer: Depends on the prey. I’m always happy to accommodate their preferences
But I like to imagine you can last indefinitely as long as you keep squirming but the second you stop you begin to slowly melt~ 💚
Depends~ If you’re a fighter— indefinitely~ But the moment you stop struggling and second you stop squirming you begin to melt away~ 💚
Average day? Honestly most average sized people at least in two legged mode their heads would be right under his belly 💚
Absolutely
I always imagined he tastes a little sweaty, but actually answer probably a little like guava. You can change his color but it takes a lot…
Should I be concerned about this recipe you’re making? 👀
Have you considered this bingo chart though??
Why not 💚
Not really but I’ve been rolling over a lot in my sleep lately so maybe that has something to do with it 💚
10/10
I don’t see why not 💚
I feel like having any prey in me at different points will feel interesting~ It’s why I enjoy putting lots of people inside of me~
YESSS!! I love this!! I don’t do it often and I don’t have much art depicting it but trapping people in a sticky puddle only to form up around them and eat them is soooooo good 💚
Only if you don’t mind a mad goo dragon coming back up the hill to get you 💚
Drunk goo dragon…
Ask me anything I wanna YAP! 💚
I love the idea of working for some kingdom living as their wobbling prison warden~ Who ever commits a crime gets throw into my body and stuck in place beneath all that green gelatinous slime~ Some I spit back out when there time is up~ Others who crimes were real bad get added to my massive form~ 💚
April Fools Prank:
Jumping into my body thinking you’ll only be there for a day but in actuality you’re going to be in there permanently 💚
It’s only natural to do this to small people. If you didn’t want something like this to happen you wouldn’t be small all the time! Duhh
I’m so big I could just about do anything to you~ Pressing you into the nearest wall with my big fat slimy gut just so I could fatten you up~ Filling your mind with impure thoughts of me~
You’re going to be MINE~ 💚
Art done by @Slate0341 on Twitter 🎨
If he didn’t want to be squished and suffocating under the fat scaly ass of a dragon then @lavander.bsky.social wouldn’t be dating one~ He knew the risks when he signed up to be my boyfriend, even if it meant serving as my seat cushion on occasion~
This pic is by the wonderful @finnfmmf.bsky.social
It’s a fun idea snapshot I found
Looks like @lavander.bsky.social ate (and digested) another superhero again 🫧💚🫧
And the idea of a slime/blob showing off fallen heros being absorbed into more mass is so thrilling and hot x3
Oh definitely 💚
It feels pretty good finding that perfect balance with someone both pred and prey~
Honestly as more time passes I find myself getting more and more comfortable being prey for the right people 💚
It’s been super liberating~
I looooove to claim people 💚
As a dragon it’s in my hoarding nature to take those I see as mine~ If you catch my eye just right you won’t be able to escape me~ No matter how much you struggle or squirm you’re going to be mine in the end~ 💚
Why do Kobolds always make for the best victims 💚
I love this design~ I really love the mix of goo and synth parts and the little lightbulb tail is super cute!~ Seems like you’ve got goo on the mind 💚