Extremely overgrown puppy. Heβs getting too big to handle π
Posts by π (irl NSFWπ)
Sorry I haven't been around here much, busy being used by this hunk of a horse ~
Morning fuzzies
TF of alekgator into a sergal, paws ripping through socks and feeling his maw growing on a full moon
God, that bite is aching tonight! Whatever that thing was, i hope they caught it. The thing was lit up by the full moon just like the one... shining... through the... windo-OOoooooggghHhhHHhhhh that feeellllss gooooodddd~
Amazing commission done by the skilled @apfelskai.art! #TFTuesday #TFEveryday
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dude i just came so hard i forgot holding back noise was even a thing i should or could do
i guess thats your morning alarm, neighbors! sorry π΅βπ«π¦
this is what true love sounds like, chat
i wanna plow Safero so hard he forgets what fucking day it is
not when I'm done with it
Well, do ya?
yeah
if you want the best musk of your LIFE, go out in the cold and get sweaty under your warm clothes.
it's like steam cooking your balls to the perfect temp, idk how else to explain it
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Can't even piss straight, nasty lads! Alt version
i smell great today!!
James Doakes from Dexter being suspicious behind his wheel
James Doakes from Dexter being suspicious in the very face of some dude
when you just *know*, seeing their work, that this artist you're following has the same fetish as you
This one's for @russelbuck.com
Collab image of an irresponsibly sized seikret
can't wait to be out of this apartment- the messiness and shit lighting makes me feel so much uglier
one day I'll have CONTROL of the SPACE. and SOFT LAMP LIGHT.
it worked.
spent too long sitting down after summer started! spent too long not going to gym bc of breakup sads!
that shit is over now! I Have Got To Get Hot!
gotta get hot
gotta get hot
gotta get hot
I think he's looking at ya...
CHUNK DAWG!!
1, binch
DUDE THE WAY KUDZU IS CANON INTO IT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
do you have any idea HOW badly i want to show off my body?? but bc my space is a mess I can't??
THIS WILL NOT DO.
hardcore need to put my entire back into next month. get money made, get new furniture built, go to gym, get PC parts, take hot as FUCK nudes in my office, in that order
I'm not losing another month worth of tasks to anxiety
"Walk, Don't Run"
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"Look, Rookie, 48 hours of community service for public intoxication is a BREEZE compared to what I'm usually saddled with.
Now here's the plan- you can do the whole swimmin' part of the gig, and then MAYBE I'll let ya reapply my cosmic sunblock.
Deal?"
*slowly lifts up hoodie, revealing an increasingly absurd amount of otter tummy*
Right well...my very first Charr attempt. A result from the stream last night. I THINK I did ok but what do yall think