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Posts by Detective Mike

I wasn't taught it that way. It was always "don't physically do the things you're not supposed to do."

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Digital drawing rendered with a 6B pencil brush depicting an adolescent girl in renaissance-inspired clothing wielding a wooden staff in a dynamic pose.

Digital drawing rendered with a 6B pencil brush depicting an adolescent girl in renaissance-inspired clothing wielding a wooden staff in a dynamic pose.

Indulging my childhood fantasies of being an RPG concept artist.

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🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

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🕵️‍♀️ Suspicious Trenchcoat Guy🕵️‍♀️

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my girls.....

1 month ago 2161 568 11 1

these look great!

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A small, green Hahn's macaw rescue parrot sitting on a shower curtain rod with her eyes closed, looking very relaxed

A small, green Hahn's macaw rescue parrot sitting on a shower curtain rod with her eyes closed, looking very relaxed

Basking in the soothing sounds of the hair dryer.

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I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

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🥹

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Two photos of Austin Powers. In the first one, he's saying, "Very shagadelic, baby, yeah." In the second, he's saying, "Having said that, I do have some thoughts."

Two photos of Austin Powers. In the first one, he's saying, "Very shagadelic, baby, yeah." In the second, he's saying, "Having said that, I do have some thoughts."

Austin Powers is producer-coded

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yeah, that's fucked up

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wishing you all the best

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Ramon Marquez mug shot

Ramon Marquez mug shot

Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform

Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse

Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

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hey, serious inquiry

if you’re trans/queer, live in the greater vancouver area and are looking for a roommate that can contribute to rent and chores well, please let me know

i need to make moves sooner rather than later and any help or leads will mean the world

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good job!

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I was snowed in a few weeks back and this was my daily routine for like 3 days. bird drama is real good, y'all.

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

3 months ago 18488 3942 17 29
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "welcome to mutesville, fucko"

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "welcome to mutesville, fucko"

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a copy of Snoopy vs. the Red Baron on Playstation 2 on display

a copy of Snoopy vs. the Red Baron on Playstation 2 on display

The PS2 truly had it all

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A label picture of a barn owl but the kerning on the letters makes it look like the label says "Bam owl"

A label picture of a barn owl but the kerning on the letters makes it look like the label says "Bam owl"

Bam owl

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VeggieTales: His Cheeseburger - Silly Song
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jamming out to this tonight

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uh oh, I had a pop at 7:30 PM

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Signed up for a Gekishin Squadra tournament. I look forward to bringing this energy to my team.

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