I wasn't taught it that way. It was always "don't physically do the things you're not supposed to do."
Posts by Detective Mike
Digital drawing rendered with a 6B pencil brush depicting an adolescent girl in renaissance-inspired clothing wielding a wooden staff in a dynamic pose.
Indulging my childhood fantasies of being an RPG concept artist.
🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈
🕵️♀️ Suspicious Trenchcoat Guy🕵️♀️
my girls.....
these look great!
A small, green Hahn's macaw rescue parrot sitting on a shower curtain rod with her eyes closed, looking very relaxed
Basking in the soothing sounds of the hair dryer.
I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.
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Two photos of Austin Powers. In the first one, he's saying, "Very shagadelic, baby, yeah." In the second, he's saying, "Having said that, I do have some thoughts."
Austin Powers is producer-coded
yeah, that's fucked up
wishing you all the best
Ramon Marquez mug shot
Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
hey, serious inquiry
if you’re trans/queer, live in the greater vancouver area and are looking for a roommate that can contribute to rent and chores well, please let me know
i need to make moves sooner rather than later and any help or leads will mean the world
good job!
I was snowed in a few weeks back and this was my daily routine for like 3 days. bird drama is real good, y'all.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "welcome to mutesville, fucko"
a copy of Snoopy vs. the Red Baron on Playstation 2 on display
The PS2 truly had it all
A label picture of a barn owl but the kerning on the letters makes it look like the label says "Bam owl"
Bam owl
jamming out to this tonight
uh oh, I had a pop at 7:30 PM
Signed up for a Gekishin Squadra tournament. I look forward to bringing this energy to my team.