ravioli is also dumplings, so technically, not wrong

Whomsoever thought a kettle that did anything other than whistle one high pitched note; I have a tour of State Hospitals I want to take you on

Don’t forget the meatballs!

You’re very sweet and the world does not deserve such kindness, but a whole lot of lovely people in the comments sure do

On your own head be it

---- Return values from functions -- return nil → data not ready / retry -- return "Unknown" → valid but undetermined -- return "TrackName" → valid result

a very easy way to know if an addon you featured in your news article is made with AI is if certain unicodes like → are present
Lucky Vault is AI. here we go again

Pomegranate was good, I think there was a raspberry one too that I quite liked

To be fair, I never drank until after high school either.

Oh gods. That stuff brings back memories

welcome back to high school?

View looking west of Portage Lake Lift Bridge from the Michigan Tech Lakeshore Center. // Image captured at: 2026-04-21 00:18:03 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: mtu.edu // Current Temp in Houghton: 47 F | 8 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SSW at 13 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 43%

Current* conditions near Houghton, MI:

Being 1000% clear, your immunocompromised friends (you have them, right? Well, you do now) weren’t happy with lockdown because we hate people and didn’t want to hang out.

We miss lockdown because that’s when abled people acted like they cared if we died.

One of these days I’ll change my sheets without scraping a shin

Sunday night taco bell run anyone?

I’m sorry 🙃😭

As a skinny bitch who sweats *a lot* I can say it’s not a fun time. My thighs and tits still find ways to stick to everything including each other. I will say it was slightly less unpleasant when I was like tail thin and didn’t have either.

Same

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

A softly textured warm beige background with a fluffy black cat centered at the bottom. The cat has wide, round white eyes and delicate whiskers spreading outward, giving it a gentle, attentive expression. Above the cat, in simple white handwritten-style text, it reads: “I hope that no matter how busy things get, you don’t forget to rest, eat well, and be gentle with yourself.” The overall mood is calm, comforting, and caring.

L: A young W B Yeats wearing pince nez and a large bow tie. R: A middle-aged Aleister Crowley wearing a large (possibly homburg) black hat and the ‘I’m mad, me’ expression that he always put on for photos

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵

omg, Christina Koch shared the video from aboard Integrity during Artemis II when the chorus from Pink Pony Club didn't play

www.instagram.com/reel/DXSkG9_...

a map from 1918 showing the interurban network sprawling across Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio

One side obsession from my research into the 1920s is the extensive network of ELECTRIC trains that used to connect cities and towns across the central Midwest called the Interurban. We had this more than a hundred years ago. The things we had and the things we lost.

A collage of pink things including a set of vampire teeth, sparkly backgrounds, a furby, a cute pink guillotine with sparkles behind it, a black cat, a lily, a skull, and some hearts and spirals throughout the collage.

Happy Sex Worker Saturday!🖤

Open ya wallets!

SWers are getting suppressed and kicked off bsky! 💵💵

Fellow SWers, post your tip links below!

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Everyone else, we pay and support SWers around here, so tip and share the thread!!

I just cracked a window because it’s still 70 in here

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

preview of a sticker of a gray cat making an empty, big-eyed face with cracked eggs floating around it on a yellow background. the caption reads "no thoughts, brain scrampled egg"

no thoughts

brain scrampled egg

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

Our lady of perpetual goddamnit

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including:

- Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel
- 5G LTE modem
- 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter

Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

it’s me, a malicious entity made of seafoam

I’m building a slide deck for a career day presentation about cybersecurity to a bunch of 8th graders. I obviously need more cyber memes. Please reply with any of your favorites that might be relevant to a career day talk. 🙏