This is so funny I'm sorry

I mean who am I to say anything

are you telling me this scallion can rap

Sliding this to 10 when a guy with tattoos and piercings is talking to me about his Chaos Dwarfs.

One thing Yuzi and I sometimes discuss: are people who get horny for Space Marines examples of the Monster Fucking kink (fanlore.org/wiki/Monster...). Space Marines are very often depicted in this way wherein their proportions are just kinda off. Bovine, almost? And heavily cybernetic. See examples:

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

I'm once again begging you to kill the insidious urge in your head to see something and have your gut response be imagining how positively or negatively your worst enemy online will react to it.

Me high as fuck off an edible waiting for Gravity Anguirus to show up in Godzilla Minus Zero

Can confirm have gotten death threats for acknowledging that women exist in a science fiction universe.

Morathi basically got the long furby treatment in Age of Sigmar.

I think for you specifically this would be why listeners would show up? (It's me I'm listening). One of the best things remaining about the Internet is people sharing what they truly love. You could even just call it Enthusiast!

What that man did to earn their eternal ire I will never know.

It is and the novel remains one of my favourites to this day.

It's extremely funny to me that the randomly dropped Fire Warrior Steam release carries this disclaimer about its old lore as if it's Disney apologizing for racist episodes of The Muppet Show.

hgtv's new show "dream crypt renovation" is really great. my one complaint is they use the line "it's got good bones" too much

This man was utterly foundational to not just my own imagination of what the Warhammer universe could be but to the concept of Warhammer fiction as a whole. Rest in peace.

Hey Google "Margaret Thatcher Cars universe"

the child

The Fall of Orpheus - Part Two: The Necron Maynarkh Dynasty (Warhammer 40,000 Lore) YouTube video by Oculus Imperia

Being a record of the malicious and bloodthirsty Maynarkh Dynasty of the Necron Infinite Empire, with discussions upon their role as the Silent King's executioners, their sundering of Llandu'gor the Flayer, and the Flayer Curse so prevalent within their ranks.
youtu.be/pchLCgOBDoQ

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

Hi, I'm Mike Brooks. Come with me on my epic quest to find the last five minutes of cinematic footage in the world that no Facebook reel anywhere has ever claimed was *improvised*.

Netflix lighting has gone too far.

Don't forget Kamen Rider fucking exploded for your sins.

Tiger Woods every decade or so