buying a car is essentially a commitment to setting thousands of dollars on fire every year just to get around a little quicker and be in charge of the music

Totally normal behavior going on outside MSG:

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

like what

i’m

Science is no match for an article headline some guy saw on the internet.

the only way i’ll ever get good pictures of myself is to take pictures or let people take pictures of me, two things i dread rather specifically.

none of these people deserve the benefit of the doubt. it’s exactly what it looks like, they know what it is, and they think you’re stupid. who with any real power is gonna check them anyway?

The way forward is the same as it’s always been - organize your neighborhood, your household, your workplace. Nobody is coming to save us except ourselves. Look out for one another.

enough with the wind

beginning to think people just really don’t like elon and zuck’s apps and no ban on any one app will change that

DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’

More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”

imagine what this city could do if 90% of its budget didn’t go directly to lapd

i’ve had it with this fucking wind enough is enough

GTFOH, Chuck! It’s fossils like you and Pelosi who continually stand in the way of progressives who run on policies that are ridiculously popular with your base.

Please retire yesterday.

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...

RIP.

Belgian sex workers won all kinds of legal protections & I'm convinced that sex work being illegal or legally gray in much of the so-called developed world is largely to prevent this particular fixture of essential working class people from being able to win these kinds of rights.

forgot about chris mullin for a second but schröder wearing 71 is grotesque

“kick in the face” soundcloud.com/suprchnk/kic...

i just went to trader joe’s and there was plenty of parking. all the transplants who left LA for xmas please never come back

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

Trump says DoJ will ‘vigorously’ pursue death penalty after Biden commutations | Donald Trump | The Guardian Trump can’t reverse commutations of 37 people but says US will be ‘Nation of Law and Order’ when he is inaugurated

newspapers running these stories quoting Trump claiming he'll be a "Law & Order President" while not mentioning he himself is awaiting sentencing after being convicted on 34 counts of serious financial crimes. It is a CHOICE to exclude that information, or to report anything he says like this

merry christmas you filthy animals

Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will

there hasn’t been an album made in the last ten years that hasn’t featured don toliver