a video game character is sitting in a chair with a display that says ' 00 ' ALT: a video game character is sitting in a chair with a display that says ' 00 '

I'm not a robot

Here, I'll prove it by taking off my helme--

what the fuck

Of course it should.

I just said it.

// And we're back to Crack Chief

I bring a certain whimsy to the function that some people just can't stand.

Not this time.

Nothing but lies.

Daisy stop spreading misinformation.

I'm not a robot.

I do all of that in that order every morning.

It's why I'm so successful and awesome.

Wake up
Piss excellence
Get out of bed
- A Master Chief Story -

Wake up
Piss excellence
Get out of bed
- A Master Chief Story -

There's a light hum when she speaks.

"Hey..." he answers. "Am I interrupting anything?"

Putting an arm around @kelly087.bsky.social from behind and kissing the back of her head.

He'd be lying if he said that wasn't part of it.

Probably.

"Hmm..."

He's certainly seen some strange things in his day, but he's not entirely sure how to process that information.

He can't say he doesn't believe her, though. She certainly looks the part.

Focused on the next objective.

🎨: Myself!

// "So what'd you do to him?"

"Shot him."

"Alright, cool."

"You're not going to lecture me about how that's wrong?"

"Nah, I was gonna the same thing."

I imagine that's how that conversation would go lmao--

Nods.

"You okay?"

"Hades? As in God of the Underworld Hades?"

// Wonder who that could be 🤔🤔🤔

And I see you, my Starlight...

Metal man... that's a new one.

"Call me Master Chief."

"You know what the say. Looks can be deceiving."

"Trust me, I'm plenty flexible, even if I don't look it.

Have to be, with all the running around I do."

"Heard that one before..."

+his mind in that debate, in his eyes his mentality is "that person was a target and I eliminated them. That's my job."

But I think it'd be an interesting play nonetheless

// I have an idea

So I have multiple Spartan muses

And if I ever got deep enough into MVRP, specifically with the DC and Marvel verses, I think it'd be interesting to have that debate between a Spartan and a superhero about whether or not killing the enemy is wrong

I mean John's not gonna change+

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