This is good! But it'll never not be funny to me when New Yorkers discover basic trash pick up.

Ah yes, the "I didn't vote for this" of standup comedy

Hi Kelly!

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.

"politically homeless" is such a neat and tidy shorthand for "don't yet know my reason for voting GOP next time"

Thank you Crystal! Anna and I spent the day on this beach in Mexico and I am *not* mad about it.

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

Heavy sighs from the WA GOP as he resigned before filing week.

OMG I just got a flood of nostalgia. I love that place!

Here are 4 districts the TX GOP gerrymandered to gain seats in November, with the Dem and GOP primary vote. Dems outvoted GOPs in every one of them.

Matt (and I) came into adulthood as the Iraq war raged, and methinks the ghosts of GWB polling circa 2006 paid him a visit.

The Iran war is 60% unpopular with the dust still in the air. Unless Tehran turns into Alexandria, Virginia by '28, Vance and Rubio - together or separately - will need to run fast and far from it. But they won't be able to.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

A top priority for the next Democratic administration must be to break the mobile gambling industry, otherwise we will face an OxyContin-scale addiction crisis.

"I do better on foot anyway" -Uncle Rico

@finchfrii.bsky.social 😆

Martin Luther King, Jr.

National favorable rating via Gallup:

AUGUST 1966: 33% 👍 to 63% 👎
AUGUST 2011: 94% 👍 to 4% 👎

“probabilities on polymarket”

polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

A friend was pregnant. 4 y.o. neighbor asks why she is getting big, and my friend explains that it's because there is a baby in her tummy. The girl counters with "but what about your arms?"

Yes I'm sure I can talk sense into this if I returned to twitter

You can tell well-off people that they are actually poor and they will believe you. This does not work in reverse.

The moral arc of the fuck around is long, but eventually it bends towards the find out.

Me looking at these results

and a good day to you, Van Epps

I've never been too bull-ish on this race but the fact they knew not to fly him in has fully converted me

The “vote the bums out” voter is great until you become the bum that has to appease them.

Suddenly thrown back to doorbelling a Republican leaning voter in 2006 a few weeks after the Mark Foley story broke, who angrily said she "will not vote for child molesters."