what is the best sports event snack u ever ate

bonus if it was served in a little plastic helmet with the team logo but it is not a requirement

Huge fresh roasted pretzel at FSU stadium during baseball games. Something about baking them on an open-air rotisserie rack made them better than any I've had since. With a ton of yellow mustard atop the crunchy salt.

Victoria Claflin Woodhull and her sister, Tennessee Claflin, were running a long con on Cornelius Vanderbilt which he never twigged to. They also blackmailed their brokerage clients using information gathered from their business as mediums. They also did insider trading, of course.

a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor Alt: Darkest timeline (Community). Jeff swinging a scarf uselessly at the burning floor as Troy stops stunned in the doorway, pizzas forgotten in his grip.

My motto: things can ALWAYS get worse.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

Creep a Radiohead Cover YouTube video by BAPHOMETRONOME

There was Covid discourse today, and it's been a long time since I shared one of our unhinged Covid videos. Enjoy?

youtu.be/2ldW-XxpEQI?...

Alcatraz could've been amazing. Obvs I would write more of the doomed love story & fiendishly creepy Warden.

{{{Clawhugs}}} May your dinner be so sumptuous it dissolves all memory of the meltdown.

Drive smaller competitors out of business by underpricing them, then collude to raise prices. The Bezos business model of underhanded deals.

We Like to Party - The Rise of Mr. Six: Origins

preview of a sticker of a gray cartoon striped cat holding a knife. the caption reads "yeah i have stability, ability to stab"

yeah i have stability

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

A large ask but urgent!

My phone bill is due tomorrow and Internet is due Wednesday. These are already extended dates and will be shut off Friday if I can’t get help which means I can’t come online for help, can’t contact my disabled kids medical team, my kids schools and my elderly dad I help.

SAVE Act Fails, Millions of Voters Retain Their Right to Vote for Now MONTGOMERY, Ala. – The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) applauds the U.S. Senate’s rejection of the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act, a sweeping anti-voter legislation pushed ...

“We are glad the SAVE Act died in the Senate. We are grateful to every senator who stood firm against it. To every American who called, wrote and organized to make their voice heard, thank you – your voice matters." #BlackskyNews
www.splcenter.org/presscenter/...

BREAKING: Federal Bill Would Put Big Oil Above the Law | Center for Climate Integrity Republicans Introduce Legislation to Give Fossil Fuel Companies Immunity from Any Laws or Lawsuits Seeking to Hold them Accountable for their Role in the Climate Crisis

Republicans know they are about to lose the House and are trying to give Big Oil its holy grail: legal immunity from any futures actions that would hold the industry responsible for the climate crisis it knowingly caused and is making worse every day.

climateintegrity.org/news/view/br...

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

Here's wishing every single hospital administrator who complied in advance a very wakes up in a cold anxious sweat every day until they a) reverse course and b) apologize.

Infowars’ endless afterlife The Onion may finally boot Alex Jones from his studio, but years of damage have already been done.

NEW: How exactly has Alex Jones avoided paying the Sandy Hook families a single dime of what he owes? I wrote about it here, and spoke to Chris Mattei, an attorney for some of the families, and Lenny Pozner, the father of the youngest child who died at Sandy Hook: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

What are you smoking for 4/20? Wrong answers only.

That Ambrose Bierce was killed by hired guns working for William Randolph Hearst. Bierce went into Mexico to investigate Hearst's ranch & likely corruption with one or more factions in their civil war, Hearst had him killed & dumped in a desert grave.

Right?? My exact thought when I read it. The GLEAM in Sabre's eyes. The GRIM DETERMINATION of Giddy's manly jawline. The EYEROLL of Cas as he gamely joins in.

Oh, nice choices!

10 horror movies to get to know me:

Cabin in the Woods
Tucker & Dale vs Evil
The Haunting (1963)
House on Haunted Hill (Price)
Evil Dead II
Fright Night (Sarandon)
Pontypool
Trick 'r Treat
The Shining (Kubrick)
The Thing

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I mean, my dad was an alcoholic, of the 5th of gin daily variety, & every clip I've seen of Patel, he seems drunker than that.

And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook

as always the correct way to treat a Trump nominee is ‘disqualified by virtue of getting the nomination’

if they claim to be anything other than a stooge they are lying and everyone knows it

Fuck yes this. Ram through legislation to codify voting rights, trans rights, disability & diversity & equity laws. Restore funding for USPS, IRS, Forest Svc & Natl Parks, mandate the repeal of everything DOGE did, impeach the corrupt SCOTUS fuckwits & RFK & the deranged cheeto. Fuck em UP