Pretty

They should be fucking each other up in the most deranged ways imaginable. PLEASE

How are there only three fics in this pairing. HOW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

Lee Taemin you saucy minx don't you dare act all coy 😤😤😤

I'M GOING FERAL

Oh my God LOOK AT THEMMMM

THIS IS WHY I HAVE BRAINWORMS

This is the best known image in the last twelve months of that man looking authentically happy

Jongin isn’t getting the dopamine he wants from his top three ( fried chicken, football and iced americano lol) poor thing😭 kolo5 is comingggg but slowly and thoroughly haha

Yay 🥰🥰🥰 now they can join forces to bully Jongin like he deserves

Myeonnie watching Taemin's set looking tense and pissed off

Myeonnie with Taemin's arm around him looking joyful

Oh it was a GOOD fuck 🙂‍↕️

Look! Look!!! Happy ending confirmed! Taemi used his magical healing dick to give Myeonnie hope 😌

Alsoooo we're going to hint at SuBaek being... a factor... in, you know, the Situation 😬

Anyway Taem is going to taunt him about it while he fucks him 🥰 because he's also a sadist, just differently

I have a whole thing that he's desperately yearning for Jongin but also would never under any circumstances do anything about it because it's clearly unprofessional, so he pretends it's not an issue until it overwhelms him and then he's super weird about that too. Oh no.

He's more lethal that Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

I did it 🫣

In the same vein:
Taemin's Permission with
"I'm gonna do what I want when wanna" sits at the same table as RatM's Killing in the name of with "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"

Kim Junmyeon looking pissed off

Just his face fitting perfectly into my pre-existing headcanon

Screencap of a draft fic tag section with many scary things in it

Should I drop chapter 1

I'm fine. Everything is fine.

@vorvayne.bsky.social I need you and @casualcheese.bsky.social to know about this it's important

I've never written a proper hate-fuck!

Like think about it. The show went super badly (according to him). And here is this obnoxious self-righteous weirdo who has had a desperate pathetic yearning crush on Taemin's soulmate for 15 years and can't admit it, here to give him shit. He's had ENOUGH.

He should be a villainous perverted little gremlin, actually.

And be super super mean about it too 😃

Also if I'm being super honest I really do think that Taemin should fuck him

Guys, listen: Myeonnie showing up to have a (talking) fight with Taemin and Taemin goading him into having a (physical) fight where we end up with a sort of "too kinky to torture" situation where Taemin gets his ass beat but also is decisively winning some sort of horny power-play at the same time

Guys. Guys. A canon scenario where TaeKai solve the "they were both (sub) bottoms" conundrum by Taemin enraging/seducing Myeonnie. Guys. Is this thing on

Goddddd me tooooooo