I’m “cut my lip on a piece of too sharp bacon” years old.

I’m told this was NOT from RFK, Jr., whom I’m sure would still totally eat this.

Aww man. Ok. Still. He’s a loon.

He's like if scurvy had a baby with lockjaw.

I mean, that sounds pretty sweet but if you throw in some worker wage theft and an ambassadorship for my mistress and you’ve got a deal!

I’d say Rome is burning but somebody would probably turn it into a meme and do a Rome is burning lookalike contest.

Still not over the fact that the opus in Mr. Holland’s Opus kinda blew.

OK, but if he gets confirmed the party before his first day of work is going to be EPIC.

Biden should pardon Don Jr. just to see what happens.

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He’s throwing caution to the windmills.

If at first you don’t succeed, try to blame the elimination of the Department of Education.

We’re hanging on by the skin of our non-fluoridated teeth.

The next 4 years is going to be like, "Defense Secretary starts war with lost city of Atlantis" and "Secretary of Education forbids schools to teach existence of consonants."

This is all true but isn’t it likely this is all performative? Trump gets Mexico and Canada to make “concessions” - maybe more border security or other things equally performative. Then he removes threat of tariffs and takes huge media victory lap.