Tattoo flash sheet by Orr Tattoos. 4 traditional style designs in black and grey: a butterfly; a yin-yang symbol with flames; 4 cards that read LUCK, paired with a 4-leaf clover; and a rose resting in the center of a horseshoe

Cross stitch of 3 traditional tattoo designs. They are each about 80 stitches wide and 80 stitches tall. They have greyscale shading and very closely resemble the original artwork. The three designs are a butterfly; a yin-yang symbol with flames; and a rose resting in the center of a horseshoe

Progress update on the trad tattoo cross stitch - 3 down 1 to go! I'm so amped about how it's turning out (original flash by @/orrtattoos on Instagram)

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

Please do not continue to list other food options as I'm IN THE PROCESS of making something, I will kill both of us

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

This made me sob, as I am famously a weenie wife ally,

If god didn't want me sinkin q-tips down the ear canal then why'd he put a damn g-spot in there

Coworker's mom is in the hospital and every time dad comes in or is even discussed, mom's stats drop. The idea of being so pissed off by a man's existence that your body tries to die a little bit... Like yeah girl I hear you

I thought those were bradford pears for a minute I almost climbed through this phone

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

doxxing me like this is crazy

the final stardew valley steam achievement that koty has yet to complete, called Full House. the description is "get married and have two kids"

oh it's much dumber than that i fear. completed all the terrible games inside the game but accidentally became an incel :(

Yeah but that one's not pretend

everyone please pray for my wife, shes fine but her husband has a severe case of friday zoomies

screenshot of koty's steam profile. unfortunately his display name is set to "butthole dentist". the screenshot shows 526 hours in balatro, 455 hours in stardew valley, and 187 hours plus 100% completion in blue prince.

hi i'm koty, my hobbies include pretending to play cards, pretending to do chores, and pretending to own a home

thank fuck

orange cat with front paws in a pair of sandals

back on my bullshit

im celebrating a secret holiday called the trans day of invisibility. im in ur house right now and u can't see me

are ya slingin, son

Nightmare mode

Most neurotypical take to date, surely

Work bestie is one thing but the woman who only ever pisses me off with stupid questions can just ask me the question instead of prolonging it 5 minutes by pretending to care that I'm grocery shopping tomorrow.

I really think coworker vibes are so weird. We don't need to be sharing weekend plans. I don't think about you when the laptop is closed and I would hope it's mutual

Bluesky moderation page showing that the terms "harry potter" and "Rowling" are muted for 7 days

ENOUGH

having one of those experiences where I'm watching a show I had never heard of (Search Party) and more and more wildly famous people keep showing up and I feel insane. like I thought this was just a quirky little streaming show and now Jeff Goldblum is here????

I'm applying for my updated passport today (after getting my birth certificate gender marker updated so I can keep the M on my passport) and I'm so scared I'm going to end up Mysteriously Denied with my previous passport invalidated or something

K;LADSGJA;SDLGF

Could a vegetarian eat the veggie tales veggies? Like they're vegetables but they're also guys. do they bleed

If trans men aren't real men then tell me why two shopping trips in a row I didn't bother reading the bag and accidentally bought unsalted peanuts. The "un" was literally underlined on the second bag

Don't ever do testosterone bc sometimes you look in the mirror and there's your dad. And then you have to deal with that

imagine he dies on your birthday like i would never shut up about it