I like(d) Steak & Shake but I think its absolutely hilarious that of all the restaurants to parade around taking about health, it's a fast food burger restaurant that probably doesn't have anything on the menu with less than an entire day's of calories.

These anti-medicine takes are always so ironic considering much of modern medicine developed as a result of warfare, not just in the obvious of treating injuries but also other illnesses that ran rampant through military camps.

I never saw this weird focus on the talmud by gentiles until probably the last few years. I've never met a real Karaite in my whole life which I guess isn't surprising when they are a tiny fraction of a tiny religion, but suddenly I hear about them constantly, too. It's very confusing.

still looking for an appropriate bag that I like, still want to drop this man into the ocean ...

I love artichokes but I have a hard time picking the ones I grow because they're so pretty if I let them bloom!

This nickname shit is such a irritant of mine, because it doesn't accomplish anything except to bypass any mute words folks like myself have set up. I realise the degree of how much it irks me is unreasonable, but I am a petty bitch who values her highly-curated feed.

Poorly Drawn Lines comic. First panel is a bird saying "I can't be mad forever." Second panel is the same bird, now with red eyes, saying "But I can be mad until I die".

#Slack only allows paid accounts on a group-wise basis so why am I -- an individual user who isn't admin -- constantly bombarded with ads to upgrade that I can't hide or disable. This is annoying and intrusive AND I AM NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE SO STOP ASKING ME I DON'T RUN THIS SHIT

screenshot of a five star review that reads "Very MASCULINE! I like it!! Honestly the most MASCULINE laptop briefcase I've found to date! Everything from the heavy canvas style fabric to the oversized zippers & pulls to the thick plastic backpack style buckles..... this bag roars masculinity. All while still looking fashionable for business & casual enough for your fabric work spot coffee shop. Rugged without being rough to the touch. And tons of pockets & room for all your work/gaming/whatever needs. Sorry ladies. You can have your frilly pink purses. We're calling dibs. This laptop bag is all about the gentlemen. Enjoy!"

Looking for a replacement messenger bag as my "bird bag" when I'm headed to the raptor facility that is large enough to fit all my various gloves and gear, and I hate this review so much that it has fully turned me away from a bag I was otherwise considering

a tuxedo cat lays on a scratcher couch, his back feet folded up by his head, front paw resting on them. one crazy eye is visible

When your cat is too long, you may fold him in half for convenient storage.

he agrees

a brown and black tabby with one eye and a crooked jaw sits on a doormat against a mint green door, basking in the sunlight from the open (but screened) door.

Seven pounds of pure criminal.

Sandwich just barfed a large chunk of bright blue rubber. I'm glad we didn't need an emergency vet visit (hopefully that's all of it) but I'm unsettled that despite the size and the distinctive colour, I have absolutely no idea of the source to check it's not something he can keep eating.

holy shit, I had heard good things about this trial but six years is astounding for pancreatic cancer.

its so nice to hear good news now and again!

"Expensive and dangerous" the most exciting investment!

You should definitely buy this from your brother.

I am pro all of it! I just know how hard people running mutual aid groups work, and they often don't get the same level of accolades or appreciation because it's not cool attention-grabbing work. And this group sounds like it's doing soooo much

Sometimes the most powerful resistance isn't flashy protests or chants of revolution, but doing the hard, unglamous work for our communities against the backdrop of a government that has made pitting people against each other a top agenda.

is he there alone

sorry guys it’s extremely important to fill the website back up with shitposts as quickly as possible to prevent it from deflating like a dirigible

I want to know who the people are that are willingly exposing themselves to high stress when they don't have to. They must be plentiful enough that medical professions can assume we're one of those who can choose to just opt out for the health benefits.

your post timed out for me before it loaded the image, but then that just made the payoff better when it did appear.

Our birds are broken! That's why they're with us!

(but also the supervision is for the humans who are on site)

screenshot from the Irish Star with a headline that says "RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'"

Shortly before this broke, I was trying to work on a guest list for my mom's birthday, and my spouse says "what about her friend that brought the racoon penis bone to thanksgiving that one year" and while I 100% believe she has a friend that would do this, I have ABSOLUTELY no memory of this at all.

Yeah, that doesn't work for this. This isn't like a job where the work will just get done the next day instead. Someone has to be on property to supervise volunteers, and there's no one else because of concurrent events.

Also I may have already dramatically whined to our admin, so she'd know!

screenshot that reads "What to Expect: A wide variety of tamales from local vendors! Headlining this year is GRAMMY® Award winning band Ozomatli! Additional live entertainment featuring music, dance, and cultural performances by MVUSD Touring Band, Double Vision (Latin Jazz), Mariachi Compana de Riverside, Mariachi Angelitas, Ballet Folklorico De Riverside, Leyenda Dance Company, St. Mary's Ballet Folklorico de Redlands, and Lucha Libre"

I like all those bullet points! Especially the first two!

My favourite band Ozomatli is going to be at a tamale festival on Saturday, and I can't go because I'm supervisor at the bird place and there's no one to cover for me.

I'm going to miss a great show AND tamales! 😭

I just want to whine about it and have someone acknowledge my heroic sacrifice.

a shirt featuring a triceratops skeleton that says "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR?" then has the chameleon logo and name of Clint's Reptiles (the shirt is their merch)

I wear this shirt all the time and it is disappointing how rarely people answer. I'm wearing it because I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DINOSAURS PLEASE SOMEONE ENGAGE WITH ME.

Assuming we're talking about extinct dinosaurs, I am team Ankylosaurus, but in my opinion the only wrong answer is NOT HAVING A FAVOURITE WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOESN'T HAVE A FAVOURITE DINOSAUR

I find this both surprising and mildly offensive.

I can't imagine a video I would want to listen to less than one of Richard Dawkins and Piers Morgan arguing. Maybe 3 hours of looped baby screaming, but even then I might second guess my choice.