that blood-dripping head hung to the Pequod’s waist like the giant Holofernes’s from the girdle of Judith

steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk

you’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

Survival

Weed will get you high as the crow

I was abducted, tortured and experimented upon for the sole purpose of supplying the perfect emotional response

it's too late. ive already depicted myself as the sexy, intelligent, stone-maiden sister and you as the coarse, bed-wetting sister

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 5 - Re-Entry To Earth
01:15.805

they dont make TL pages like this anymore

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

"In The End, Things Turned Erotic" And To Make It Happen, We Needed An Amazing Female Body

thanks for reminding me to listen to Boing Beat

the titular mister brightside should honestly chill. ask to watch

what the hell just make a new mold

real

Laundromat Romance: Leave Your Stains of Love on me...

yea

Bisexuals be wearing two sets of clothes on the same day

Sheena Ringo holding a large magnum revolver to her head

Sheena Ringo with a gun in her lap

Sheena Ringo with ice cream on her face singing

Sheena Ringo browsing an outdoor goods store

Sheena Ringo for GuitarBook magazine, 2000

i was also #bornthisway

Some people have read a few Marxist books and think themselves quite learned but what they have read has not penetrated, has not struck root in their minds, so that they do not know how to use it and their class feelings remain as of old.

i wasn’t prepared for how much of eva i saw in gundam 0079

climate change will be solved by a deus ex machina that allows things to continue forever exactly as they were before. hold the line, don't stop burning oil