I wish I looked like a girl

"our son was run over by our car" is a masterwork in the field of passive language

He wanted his favourite goy back...

"Huhuhu, duh Lazarus Machine is dun, once i pushes duh buttun, my littul Charlie is cumin back!"

*record scratch*

BUT NOT LIKE THIS...

"Counting or not counting mailman violence?"

KIRK DAWG, in theaters this fall!

post made by sorvetefrito on subreddit r/favoritecharacter showing an image of eyes labeled normal and half open eyes labeled "fucking whore" with the title: "Favorite character with wh*re eyes?" one of the first comments shows garfield but the screenshot is cut off so you can't see too much of the garfield

a group of anime girls are standing in a classroom with their mouths open ALT: a group of anime girls are standing in a classroom with their mouths open

retweet if your having a wonderful day or if breeding with a girl would fix your life

Getting my lobes torn apart by ram starved robogirls because I wore my ramsticks as earrings 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Also I have a name now, and no you CAN'T get to know it because it'll be my irl name

20 bucks is 20 bucks

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

>Gone for 2 days
>1 notification
Widdewaly going to krill myself

*squishes u with my feet*

hai oomf

bouncing on it in a way that makes him concerned for his bones

stel in a home made crop that says "dog person" and brown suspenders and green pants with tail attached

my head, ponytail, earrings, smiling

heat

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

Wow the broadcaster that helped manufacture a genocidal hate campaign against trans people is now doing the same thing against gay refugees! imagine my shock! Can't believe the same fine people who helped protect Jimmy Savile, rapist of 500-1000 children are so morally bankrupt!

PUSSY SURGERY SCHEDULED

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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Literally so false OMFG 😭😭

Sharp Cat 🔪❤️

#furry #anthro #furryart #oc

the current state of kirkification is so fascinating

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

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Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

I Have C ute P uppy T rying S o hard D isorder

Tranny faggot in a black hoodie wearing a black studded collar

Started unpacking at new house...
Found the collar...

Fit goes hard

"huhuhuhuhuhuhu....now dat i creatud this c4t lehsbiun gimmick account, dose goyim turannies r gunna b triciked intu topping with dur peenuses, and when dey do, dey'll get dysphowia! huhuhuhuhuhu"