Labour canvassers around Kentish Town tube. ‘You’re not from round here. Enjoy your concert. Bye’.

For the record. Lala in Camberwell. Review in Peckham and Round table in Brixton.

Living in zone 2 london I’m absolutely blessed with 3 amazing indies that I now have to divide my book buying between (thankfully they all have different strengths).

I'm a particular fan of the laboured football match metaphor. It reads like the man neither knows what a football game entails, nor has ever thought to write about food.

Magnificent food writing on display here.

Have you seen the Canadian research using mRNA vaccines on allergies. They’ve got people with severe peanut allergies happily eating peanuts daily. It’s amazing.

She has the best toe beans. She’ll occasionally paw ever so gently at my mouth when she wants something and it’s. ADORABLE.

Marie helping the cloths dry.

Whimsy

Urbeck Furnishing

I think you’ll find they’ve diversified

Elfrida still having her reputation trashed

Am assuming Elfrida’s actual history is substantially more complex…

As luck would have it I was going to Bridport so I stuck out like a right twat. Thought dressing up nice for partner’s Dad’s 70th would be a good plan. Quick switch back to walking boots and fleece 😂

The amber nectar.

the 'chipotle is too expensive now' people are getting dunked on by the 'actually it's about wage stagnation' people and like guys, that is the SAME THING, treat this as a 'yes, and' situation and connect those dots about wages staying flat for 40yrs while prices have risen steadily AND THEN SOME

Also, am about to take a day trip to Corfe Castle so was thinking of your substack as Aelfthryth apparently stayed at teh previous iteration..

This is magnificent. Chapeau Rob.

I also loved it as a kid. Not sure I can remember much apart from the main theme.

YES. The Reich / Lloyd Webber double bill we’ve all been waiting for.

Dorset phone signal is currently stopping me from watching videos of sealions balancing balls on their noses and for this I’m damning the county.

Can you do the one with the balancing balls?

(remembers that performing seals and not autism)

Some very obvious ai slop

Just been hammered for being an intimidated misogynist for pointing out this reads like ai.

Looks like the Oregon wine industry is all over AI….

Have the weekend with partner’s family and selfishly I’m contemplating hiding my treasure…

Am seeing her in london on Monday. Wondering if I’ll reprieve singing fuck the pain away into a mike shoved into her pants like an erect cock.

After a panicked moment when it occurred to me that village Chablis couldn’t be relied upon to off full kimmeridgian marl and thus carrying it to kimmeridge with me to toast the geology would be pointless. I’ve bought Sibbonet-Febvre Fourchaume 1ere cru Chablis.

Was having a nice lunchtime pint when I spied them outside a shop on the other side of the road.

Like a bag of gold but more expensive.

I have bought all the isle of white tomatoes and now I am poor.

I strongly got the impression that dental hygiene was both a calling and a métier for him.

And the angels kiss
Our souls in bliss
Measure the extent
Of a dizzying descent
Down the
Anal staircase.

Coil 2.1

There was a time when she was brilliant. God I dislike where the world has come to.

Exactly. Prison or the military. The classic career choice for the poor and of colour.