The Evil Beatles: Close your eyes and I'll kill you, tomorrow I'll grill you!

Wait, the new Tomodachi Life is a Switch 1 game? I could have sworn it was a Switch 2 exclusive

My Cousin Does A Dance Move

MC Moon C

The new Air Riders event is a lot of fun. Almost every race so far has ended with everyone finishing within a second and a half of each other

I think this has damaged my opinion of Hasan more than anything else anyone could possibly say

there using ai to replace your ass in the quote tweets

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY SEES THE GOLDFISH IN THE FISHBOWL JUMPING STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR NANCY:I WONDER WHAT HE'S SO HAPPY ABQUT P2- WHEN NANCY GETS CLOSER TO THE FISHBOWL SHE SMILES,SHE SEES TWO REGULAR SIZE GOLDFISH LOOKING HAPPILY AT A TINY GOLDFISH

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 17,1963

Now rerelease the game

Anytime a redditor suggests someone should buy a carbon monoxide detector, they should get a powerful shock.

Yeah, she is sick. She lets me play video games even when I'm grounded and she doesn't tell on me

I'm excited to announce that I'm partnering with whatever the fuck this app is!

I just remembered this picture and I dropped everything I was doing to find it again

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS IN A EASY CHAIR AND SHE IS WATCHING A NATURE PROGRAM ON THE TELEVISION, NANCY SEES A GIRAFFE ON THE SCREEN P2- NANCY IS GETTING SLEEPY WHILE WATCHING THE PROGRAM NANCY:HO, HUM NANCY YAWNS AND STRETCHES P3- NANCY HAS FELL ASLEEP IN THE EASY CHAIR… ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ P4- NANCY IS DREAMING THAT HER HEAD IN ON THE BODY OF A GIRAFFE, AND SHE IS ABLE TO EAT COOKIES OUT OF THE COOKIE TIN THAT IS SITTING ON THE TOP OF A HIGH KITCHEN CABINET

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15, 1954

Picross, my GOAT

(A thought bubble that reads "maybe I need more fiber in my diet" appears over my head)

Oops, listened to Tales from Topographic Oceans again

I saw a video on TikTok that got me choked up, and then I noticed that it was posted by Cory Booker and my eyes immediately dried up. Fuck off

Justin Bieber going up on stage at Coachella and playing the deez nuts video is so fucking funny

Charlie Kirk
1993-2026

Yeah, I'm Straight for a Whore's Muzz(?)

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I went back and found the ad, it's so fucking bad. I forgot to mention the tone of the ad