fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM
Yes.
Night 2 of #Wrestlemania better than Night 1, but quite a low bar. Main event saved it. But I find myself with zero curiosity regarding what happens next.
I can only imagine what a shitshow next year’s will be, presuming that nothing will be learned from this.
Greg Kinnear in MYSTERY MEN. His superhero costume is covered in ads.
Also, based on the ads, next year everyone will be hitting the entrance ramp like Captain Amazing.
#Wrestlemania
All I’m gonna say is that the last time a WWE event felt so flat for me it was because someone died.
Resist better.
Every Democrat candidate’s strategy would be improved immensely by a viewing of the last twenty minutes of 8 MILE.
Explain the joke to the people who were at direct risk of being wiped out, and the families of those whose lives have already been lost.
I know it sometimes feels like all we can do is dunk on these assholes. But dunking on them for not killing more people today is a weird choice on the part of the presumed Good Guys.
Folks who bash pro wrestling and its fans because “it’s fake” are often the most overconfidently dumb people you can encounter.
HBO MAX: When you want to click Down twenty-eight times to look at the “Just Added” category.
Until Trump starts dropping more of his male cronies, he’s just DEI firing.
Seems like the few writing gigs out there that aren’t expressly about teaching AI how to do a writer’s job are practically begging you to use it.
I’ve certainly come across more than a few job listings like this over the past two months. It’s -big shock here- depressing AF.
“Cue the outrage” is quite the tell.
"Remember when __________ wasn't political?" - The Stupidest Person in the Room
According to my anecdotal YouTube autoplay evidence, the "CONEHEADS" movie is apparently back in the pop-zeitgeist (somehow?) and it's *shocking* to recall that ENTIRE movie is a poptimist/sentimental sitcom about how illegal immigration is great and good for America. Amazing time capsule.
If you’re into such things, I’d like to pass along that this release from my former employers also features an audio commentary by yours truly (maybe my 20th one?)
Some participants in movies that you love have little interest in talking about them, and some others don’t have much of interest to say.
But you see, this is NOT a serious question.
Governor Newsom: We already have badly written homophobia at home.
Sincerely,
The United States
I am Asuka.
Very satisfied with Resident Evil: Requiem.
Paul Airbuddies.
Dune 3 poster. Text says: “Ain’t No Rule Says A Dog Can’t Play Basketball.”
Me: I think I'm gonna get a full sleeve.
My bad ass friend: yeah you should. I'll never regret mine. What are you thinking of getting?
Me: Thin Mints.
Casey Kasem’s Top 40 Countdown radio outtakes are a NSFW bit of Americana that I hope never pass out of memory, so here’s my bit to make sure their legend persists…
I hope it doesn’t happen, but in an industry that’s is currently driven in many ways by IP acquisition, personas are fertile ground for, ahem, collectors of IP.
