every single god damn comment section be like

listening to kitchen confidential while my cat watches me do a thousand piece graffiti puzzle #accidentalbronson

why are we making blue pens. nobody wants a blue pen

sure AI is bad but have you ever seen an electronic salt and pepper grinder?

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me to my broken microwave

doctors should ask for your wordle streak as a gauge for how you’re doing mentally
@nytimes.com

easter is the cutest holiday. sucks that it has to be about god 🙄

the fuckin self confidence boost after watching naked attraction 📈

drag race but all of rupaul’s laughs are edited out

helen highwater

shoutout @mcuban.bsky.social

i asked alexa “what’s donald trump’s birthday?” she told me and then immediately said, “to request help, say ‘alexa, call for help.’”

the most offensive shit joe rogan does is post cringe boomer memes

sorry, but houdini is kinda bullshit. he began his magic career in 1891. everything was magic back then

i thought the mandela effect used to be called the mandala effect

charlie xcx is the first person who’s ever wanted to drive to the airport