Ouch the pun 😂😂😂😂

I feel uplifted 🤷‍♂️😂

It speaks truth… 🤷‍♂️😂

…and that is why they kicked me out of the local Tru Value 🤷‍♂️😂😂

Let that lip sync in…

When you don’t know the words, but you’re gonna sing along anyway…

🎶Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I saw it raining fire in the sky
*and something something hah nah nuh*
‘cuz I like apple pie 🤷‍♂️😬😁
Rocky Mountain high (high Coloradooooo)

a group of minions are standing next to each other and they are laughing and saying yay ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other and they are laughing and saying yay

Yes! 🙌

Gotta tune in for this one!

Ehhh, nope. 😬

😂😂😂

He had them put big signs next to each room in swirly gold letters after that time he went looking for the potty and wound up wandering aimlessly on the roof.

If anyone needs some quick cash, there’s a pot o’ gold over at Mr. Dan’s house…

…and there it is. 🤷‍♂️

WTForecast. A very silly app. 😂

I…really can’t comment on this.

The Anna Republic is not to be confused with the Anna Banana Republic…thank you.

My stomach isn’t in the game atm but I will report back 🫡

Wensleydale with Lemon and Honey, Grommit?

I don’t think it touched down in town here. It was scary for a moment, though.

Yikes! The storm front came through town here about 1:30 am with a tornado warning. It sounded like a freight train coming through. No major damage in the neighborhood but U-M’s hockey arena took a hit.

It’s a scourge. I don’t answer the phone unless I recognize the number at this point.

I get five a day. 😂😂😂

Woohoo! 🥳

Can’t argue with that. 🤷‍♂️

After the fifth time around, it’s an excusable faux pas. 😂

Trying to scare the D’s into finding a real ticket. 😂 There’s still plenty of time.

A briefly musical notation whose meaning is forgotten, with the caption “dah dah dit dit dit dit dah dit dit dah dit dit”

This was very important when I wrote it down, but now I have no recollection of what the hell it means.

If any y’all can help me out, that would be super.

Here’s a cat in a basket. Someone needs this right now.

Types of Flood Warnings

Areal Flood Warning: Your area is flooding.

Aerial Flood Warning: Expect flooding up your your rooftop TV antenna.

Ariel Flood Warning: Plan for a mermaid infestation.

Areola Flood Warning: Water up to your…yep.

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