Kash Patel doesn't seem like a fun drunk. He seems like the "I stole your car to go to a titty bar, wrecked it and hid it in a swamp" kinda drunk.

Yeah, that’s apparently a common one.

While I was visiting Nathaniel Hawthorne's grave in NE I spotted this other one off on the side that said "I told you you'd be back to see me" and nobody's ever topping that one if they bury ppl there for another 300 years

Samuel Rutherford, a… slaver, wrote… to complain about its anti-slavery editorial, which described the regime of sexual terror… Rutherford admitted the truth… but said that sexual access to enslaved… worked as a "safety valve to… our white females, who are far superior… to your northern females."

Reminder: the first vaccine mandate in the history of what can be called the American armed forces was handed down by George Washington during the Revolutionary War.

Because Washington wasn't a goddamned idiot.

Canadian woman shot dead, another Canadian wounded in Mexico, authorities say | CBC News A gunman killed a Canadian ‌woman and wounded multiple people — including a second Canadian — at the Teotihuacán pyramids outside Mexico City on Monday before killing himself, authorities ​said, jolti...

I have not heard a word of this event in the US media at all.

Mass shooting at the Teotihuacán pyramids.

www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...

When I retire I want all of y'all to write it up just like this.

I’ve seen this posted a buncha times and I dunno how to explain this any clearer:

No one is innately good/bad at dealing with kids simply due to their gender/sex.

Organized costume closet maximizing the space. Yes, that is a bat'leth on the wall outside of it.

There's something very pleasing about a neatly organized space.

Anyway, here's an old photo of my costume closet. The shoe boxes have now been replaced with see-through, uniform and labeled boxes & it looks even better.

* Likely ADHD: Even with this I still often can't find the costume I need. 😅

The thing is, it's patriarchy that says men are stupid and monolithic and unchanging and incapable. It's patriarchy that says men have animalistic instincts and just can't stop themselves from harassing and assaulting. It's patriarchy that says men can only be attracted by certain qualities, can only have particular kinds of responses, can only experience the world in narrow ways. Feminism holds that men are capable of more - are more than that. meme by nimmukta

patriarchy is a helluva drug for both women and men...

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

Actually quite irritating that folk are al “Nadine Dorries is gonna look like a man now she’s on Testosterone”

It’s weirdly fearmongering/mocking of what T does for trans men. She’s not gonna become a bedickened grotesque she-hulk overnight. Be serious.

yes, she’s a bigot. Yes these TERFs getting HRT whilst trying to stop mine is loser behaviour.

But theres absolutely nothing wrong with a woman getting on T to help her libido if that’s her reasoning. Women be fucking. Women can do what they want.

Today’s Black Video Game Character: James Parnell (Evolve)

This a great example of why the best comparisons for e-bikes are not other bikes, but rather cars.

All the things @jamesbicycle.bsky.social mentions below are reasons why e-bikes can reduce or eliminate car trips. This is an important point, especially in the context of e-bike safety.

It’s always striking to me how much the people who’ve been complaining about feminists being “man haters” for all these decades do, in fact, *actually* think men are monsters

Wow.... I'm sure glad we have @jaketapper.bsky.social and his freedom of speech pocket square to defend us.

Powers that be: permit me to take a swing at

-Profit (He's a techbro, now)
-Alien Nation (The clumsiest imaginable race relations metaphor, but it had a weird charm, I CAN FIX HIM, DADDY)
-HBO's Rome (Never not mad about this)
-Capitol Critters (I can fix him, daddy. But I won't. I will break him.)

Thank YOU for matching!

I’ve been completely over it with superhero movies for years and now you’re telling me to understand an upcoming film I’ll be required to do homework? LMAO please go away.

I don’t want to talk about it

apple bravely promotes genius who said "our computers should be good instead of bad" to role of ceo

I only EOL’ed my 2012 MacPro last year, it was mostly serving as my Windows gaming rig; I had to replace it (built my own machine) because newer games needed features the Xeons it had didn’t support.
It was a great machine.

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

Screenshot of a GFM donation

$50

I will match anyone's donation up to 200 bucks! Let's get Tina home so she can be with her family.

Infowars’ endless afterlife The Onion may finally boot Alex Jones from his studio, but years of damage have already been done.

NEW: How exactly has Alex Jones avoided paying the Sandy Hook families a single dime of what he owes? I wrote about it here, and spoke to Chris Mattei, an attorney for some of the families, and Lenny Pozner, the father of the youngest child who died at Sandy Hook: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Infowars, now 110% more gay.

T shirt that says MY PARENTS SPANKED ME AS A CHILD AS A RESULT, I NOW SUFFER FROM A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS RESPECT FOR OTHERS!

Saw someone wearing this in the wild and I’m just gonna say if you spend 20 dollars on a t shirt that says this as a grown ass adult you do actually have some lingering issues from what you experienced

Who could have predicted this, other than everyone who's ever heard of drones, police, the United States, or the LAPD?