CHAPERT 1: RIDE OR DIE BABY [AN: I wrote this becayse a friend said I couldn't and he's a dumbasss so im proving him wrong by writing a better Pixels fanfiction than him. f*k u Skoop and Emmaline are practicing abstinence when Pixels bursts through the door "WOHATS UP FUCKIN LAMOIDS!!!" pIXELS spits skipp and Emma both squealed like frigiles little idiots "YOU KNOW WAHTS COOLER THAN ABSTENANCE?" puxels velley at top volume inside the house like a badboy "IJUST GOT A MOPEND WITH THREE WHEELS AND A SECOND SEET FOR BABES. WERE GONNA DO SEX LATER" Skoip recoiled in hoprror and shock becuyase his good Christian values were being challenged so brazenly by Pixs in fromt of his lady friend. Skip piped iup meekly with a finger raised "Pimples I dont think thats right in the eyes of Christ!" but it was too late, Christ is powerless in the face of 450cc of badass gnome penis and Pixels was already fuckin his babe. "WHATEWVER LOOSER SMELLT YA LATER!" Pixels then walked right out of Skips house with Emmmaline riding at least two of his multiheaded penis heads. "bye skip!" she waived "bye Emma" he cried TOO BE CONTINUED...?
You asked for it by defying Jesus.