If Kier Starmer is a knight of the realm and Olly Robbins is a knight of the realm, then surely this whole business could be fixed in a jousting competition?

do we think the lack of blaming McSweeney and lack of briefing against him is because he has so much damaging stuff on the PM or for some other reason

they claim it's rare but I've seen that fucking cheese on toast in every cafe in Wales the lying celts

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

sorry to say that Dionysius is therefore the god of gooning

picturing teenagers in 2035 going to Amsterdam just for a sweet sweet hit of precious tobacco

as an aside I think there's genuinely something interesting about barista becoming a modern sexual fantasy, vs e.g. nurse, police officer etc. more traditionally

it is going to be extremely funny in 2079 to be like "hmmm, sorry, can I see your ID" and rejecting a 70 year old from buying a pack

yeah I think that is true, like he seems to *want* the base to like him even as he does things they don't like

Mahmood wants them to dislike her, she appears to want to own the libs

feel like this is the (politically) just bizarre part of it; Mahmood seems to actively enjoy *insulting* the Labour base and members?

like it's not just that she pursues policies they dislike, she seems to also relish their scorn and invites it

I can't believe 911 was 1,115 years ago

guys I've got the solution - let's appoint Seamus Milne

just saw a woman on the train bring a holder of three iced coffees and then drink them all over the course of an hour

You're crushing it queen but I do not want to be your stomach rn

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy"

seems like maybe they're not your worst enemy, you need to up your hater game

do you think anybody ever did remote sex over the palantir

art appreciation

I've got that board but I use it for a different reason

jobs for the boys, you say? 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Maybe more of an impact of austerity and social media and the general decline in trust in institutions (e.g. The BBC)?

little cameo by Michael Sheen as an anthropomorphised Mandelson's vetting form

also it'll be called "Let Me Be Very Clear"

Hugh Bonneville as Starmer

very funny how the Baron Alli donation stuff was such a clear red flag for how Starmer understood and dealt with "what is technically allowed" vs "what is a bad look"

maybe Starmer is just playing the long game in making it obvious that the Lords needs to be abolished

so many SpAds are just dickheads and I think they think it's "how to get things done" and it always just undermines their credibility as intelligent and strategic, like is it intelligent and strategic to make everyone hate you

have they got strap clearance, has she got official pegging approval, has he got toptier rimjob security

one of the weird things is that they seem to rely so much on official / CS roles which are open to scrutiny and risky (and not even that well paid), compared to like "hey nudge nudge friendly think tank/charity this guy would make a great CEO"

Socially Bouba, Fiscally Kiki.

so warm in the office and yet I'm not being worshipped, this is a crime