Odd looking aircraft spotted flying over the area. Looks a bit Klingon.

I was hoping for Vulcans, but what the hell, glory be to you and your house.

Does anybody else's feed seem stuck at times?

Charlie the dog looking at me saying WTF.

I told Charlie he was having a bath today.

I peep at my morning time line from behind the duvet these days. Any more wars or revelations overnight?

It's very pleasing - QUING

It's like rhythmic gymnastics

The Wicker Man is on iplayer again.

An ad for some sort of hair removal cream.

I feel seen.

I de-crapped too. Charlie is an absolute shit machine.

I've strimmed

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Final score: 743

Today's was particularly shit.

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Medea from Greek mythology on her phone, thinking "I'll avenge Jason's betrayal with a murderous flood of negative comments on all of his posts." with the tag "Social Medea" beneath an eyeball.

Truly devastating.

The sound of it pissing down and cars going past on the wet road makes me sleepy. I nodded off and had a nightmare that I'd driven up a steep hill into a non signposted road construction site and knocked a back tooth out.

My dog, he's 15 and a knob.

Charlie decided it was time for dog pilâtes on my bed before 6am. After taking him to the garden (in my pants - bloody freezing) for a pee, we went back to bed where I was allowed to snooze for an hour before he stood on me and demanded breakfast. And he peed on the floor before 10. 🎀💦💦🧽🪣

In another in a series - Boots £10 Tuesday offers, an anal douche.

Blinded by the light, had a douche and now I'm ready for a Saturday night...

a man is standing in a robotic suit with a ladder attached to his back Alt: Ripley standing in a robotic suit. Aliens.

I've just cut down a big dark shrub my mother planted in a place guaranteed to limit the light in a north facing house.

It's been over 24 hours since I switched the heating off. I may never have feeling in my extremities again.

This might be useful 👇

She looks like she's about to do a ripper of a fart.

Thanks to @mattpez.bsky.social I'm obsessed with this game.
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Final score: 835

That's the loveliest post I've read in a long while.

One piece of peanut butter toast and only one mug of coffee. It just won't do.

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face . Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a confused face .

Well, I watched Weapons. I know it's trying to tell me something but I'm buggered if I know what.

A big pink squishy chair shaped like a hand with sausage fingers.

You'd buy this for someone you hate.

a very fluffy cat is sitting on a table Alt: a cat with eighties goth hair is looking a bit disorientated and tired.

I've just pressure washed the front of the house entrance area thing. My pressure washer is, in appliance terms, mesolithic and a bitch. Much like myself.

It made Bester likeable.

a man is pulling a rope in the water with a yellow belt that says t on it Alt: The Fonze waterskiing and jumping over a shark.

The thing about B5, s5 is a third of the way in it starts getting on my tits. Once we've reenacted the Gospel of Mark with telepaths.. well, it all goes a bit south.