Yup. Michael Donahue did that sketch again on the old SNL. Thanks for that memory. Now that has me looking for my Bass-O-Magic

So proud of my big bro!!! (And a great review by the way)

Let the fund managers challenge anyone in the administration to speak extemporaneously for 5 minutes on the subject of Cryptocurrency—plainly, accurately, intellectually, without the normal GOP marbles in their mouths nonsense. Wonder what would happen….

Great news!!! Congratulations!

We would need to build a code for that in ADP

But it’s 10:30, so everything is fine.

Debunking All the B.S. About Zohran Mamdani Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York, is facing a wave of Islamophobic misinformation attacking his character and politics

• Mamdani is not in the country illegally
• He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic
• He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’
• He’s not a communist

This is Nick Begich (R-Alaska). If he votes for the bill,
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.

I think Gen. Leslie Groves might like a word.

Operation Midnight Hammered

We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.

I want our Democratic leaders to understand what a mistake it is trying to hold the middle ground, because of how far right the middle has shifted.

Been there. 😀

There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.

This is kidnapping and human trafficking.

BREAKING: Kamala Harris issues statement on Los Angeles.

Gross

Not annoying. Wonderful! You’ve accomplished something that (I’m guessing) less than 1% of humans have. I’m happy for you and want to hear about it and celebrate with you!

Congrats!!!

I’m curious, what software is that?

Knee socks all summer, let’s go.

Reading Beautyland. I did not expect to be this absolutely devastated.

Congrats! They chose well. This is among my favorite books over the last year.

Now, if they can just remember to delete him from their chat group.

Please don't lose sight of this incase you have a family member or friend who needs help

Really wish business media would just stop with all the “Gen Z job applicants are difficult, demanding, etc.” articles. It isn’t a fair or accurate portrayal of a whole generation of young adults, who want the same things out of life as any of us.

Aka: the “Hey man!” Song

Suffragette City

Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here

fuck everyone involved with this decision

You got this! I’ve been there many times.