Windrose has sold 1 million copies in 6 days store.steampowered.com/news/app/304...

Wendy’s simply costs too much to be tasting like that

you are now entering the
🌀unlimited nap zone 🌀

Pete gang is entirely astroturf, he doesn’t have the juice

Bulwark types do not count

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

who up wrestling they mania

the most personal of attacks

Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.

Truth. #Caturday

6 women tonight have independently come up to me and said they love my dress. One just called me “the prettiest cupcake”. I knew this was a good move

Definitely the RNC/DNC joke

Cause uhhh where the joke at

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about.

This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

the thing about the communist manifesto is that it teaches you a lot of words you're never gonna use but they sound cool

The virgin "Superman is boring to write because you have to come up with either intellectual or physical matches for him" and the chad "Superman just rinsing a random wife-beater like Russell Crowe at the beginning of LA Confidential"

you guys went crazy for low poly island, thanks for all the kind words 😎

detail:

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

Gonna pitch a show called ALSO THE PITT but it's about a Philly bar. Still told in real time with each season being a day.

what can i say. i like little autistic boys in their 30s or 40s

Door hanger. GOOD MORNING THAT ISN'T BLOOD ON THE BEDSHEETS, I DROPPED A PORK CHOP ON THE BED... THE INCIDENT ITSELF REALLY SUMS UP WHO I AM AS A PERSON. REGARDS-DYLAN WILSON

Still makes me laugh.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

President Trump is a racist rapist who has us mired in a mindlessly stupid war. But Zohran Mamdani just raised taxes on the $12 million trophy condo I spend two weeks in each year. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Lisa Simpson saying "I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed 70 mosques and her name is Lisa too."

This joke feels so much more recent than 1995

Caesar salad

Sees her salad

Seize her salad

it is super chic to call your pharmacy an apothecary but it’s incredibly unchic to say your restaurant or grocery has “provisions.” And that’s the take

I want to die, exactly this is happening to me

We were young then and we're old now. For instance, there are multiple episodes of The Office about middle aged office workers being resistant to technological improvements and retrainings, but when you watch them as a teenager or 20something you think they're just funny.

Ideal relationship dynamic

Lmao