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Posts by ˣ 👻⠀⠀KIRBY ⠀⠀REED⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀)

Kirby is going to nod her head to the idea of having drinks and getting drunk with movies on and soon is tapping her arm whilst letting out a gasp.

“Oh my god you know what would be fun? We should take a shot every time lightning McQueen says Kachow! C’mon it would be hilarious right?”

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“No no it’s not a weapon! It’s a car actually from my favourite movie! Oh my god have you never seen cars!? How have you not seen cars it’s a cult classic! I gotta show it to you!”

Kirby’s growing excited how as she’s glancing over at Ellie and begins to start explaining lightning McQueen.

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

“Oh I know we should totally make some cars themed snacked! I think it would be absolutely amazing! Come on let’s go and find some burgers and maybe popcorn and I don’t know!”

Kirby is getting really excited now as she can’t wait to do this movie night with Sam and is giggling slightly.

4 days ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby is going to nod her head to what Ellie is saying and is now calculating ideas of what she could bring for trades since it’s all a fascinating to her.

That’s when Kirby is letting out a gasp as she’s standing up and getting an idea. “Oh my god do they trade for lightning McQueen.”

4 days ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby is going to grin excitedly at her wish to watch Cars with her now clapping her hands excitedly and is grabbing Sam’s hand and begins to lead her to the store before they go home.

“We need snacks and a tone of them! Oh this is going to be absolutely amazing don’t you think?”

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

“Jeez I’m starting to think that maybe I need to ask if anyone’s got a flamethrower in case any boaters show up. It also be really funny to use on Ghostface if they showed up too.”

Kirby can’t help but laugh softly at her own words whilst looking over at Ellie once again and grins.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

“Well now you are being quite sentimental I’ll give you that one baby! Oh yes how about we watch movies? We should totally watch cars! C’mon it’s ultimate movie choice!”

Kirby is going to grin excitedly as she’s pressing a kiss against her lips once more and grins excitedly.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

“So you’re saying that my gun could be a good weapon against smaller zombies? What about next to I don’t know a bigger one? It be kinda shit against it right?”

Kirby’s going to frown ever so slightly at that with her hands coming to rest against her hips once again.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby’s going to grin once again, wrapping her arms around Sam and is pressing a few kisses against her neck once they have broke apart before letting out a sigh of happiness.

“Well I can’t wait either. We are going to have such a fun evening! It’s gonna be absolutely amazing!”

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

“Oh well thanks. I mean I know how to use a gun so does that mean I got like an advantage already in this apocalypse or is standard police issued weapons not good?”

Kirby’s going to park the car once they arrive at the ice cream place and just grins at Ellie. “Here we are!”

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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Kirby’s thinking for a second to what Sam is suggesting but does soon nod her head to the idea of having all of them things. She’s now leaning down and presses a kiss to Sam’s cheek.

“We can do that baby. I think that would be an excellent idea. How about I join you in the bath too baby.”

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby is going to shudder ever so slightly at the mention of the zombies but apart of her is also very intrigued by the whole idea. Really, she does want to see them to be nosy.

“Wait so what’s it like in your place? Like do the zombies run or do they kinda just linger around the place?”

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

“Sam we are going to make this all about you I promise. Now let’s go and head home so we can eat our food and then do whatever you wanna do for the rest of the day! I’m down for anything!”

Kirby is opening the car door for Sam, getting into the drivers side once Sam was in the passenger seat.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby’s going to get out of her car almost immediately, slipping a little bit as she’s rushing to catch up to Ellie before she’s letting out a little laughter.

“You are really fast you know! Jeez I swear I never did this much running when I was escaping Ghostface!”

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby’s going to tap her chin a little bit now with her soon letting out a little bit of a gasp before she’s grabbing Sam by the arm and begins to lead her to her car.

“We are gonna go home and do whatever you wanna do! I wanna have a day all about Sam! How does that sound?”

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

“Are you even allowed that much? I mean as long as you have it in small bites I guess? Eh screw it you can have sprinkles on it too.”

Kirby’s going to lead Ellie to her car, opening up the passenger seat and puts on her seatbelt before getting into the car herself.

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

“Nah I don’t wanna go back. It’s boring! We are just doing paperwork and besides my boss loves me so he won’t mind if I gotta go because of an emergency.”

That’s when Kirby is taking out her phone, dialling and starts to panic saying she’s got an emergency before hanging up. “And done!”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby is going to nod her head softly to the idea of Ellie and herself going for ice cream and is going to start leading her towards the exit door before smiling softly.

“Alright what ice cream would you like Ellie? We can get any flavour you like. Maybe even multiple if it makes you feel better.”

1 month ago 0 1 1 0
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Kirby is going to let out a faint laughter now to what Sam is doing as she’s making out with her also and begins to carefully move Sam to her lap and continues to make out with her.

“You know I could totally fake a family emergency and come home with you. Just make out for the rest of the day.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby‘s going to let out a small sigh as she’s pinching the bridge of her nose almost like she doesn’t quite know how to handle the situation just yet.

“You know what maybe we can just pretend it never happened okay? I won’t lose my job if we pretend it did not happen okay?”

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Kirby is going to laugh softly when she sees Sam has finally arrived with her now sliding over the food that she had bought for her before grinning once again.

“You know you did not need to run here. I still had quite a little bit but not a lot of time left on my hands baby.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby’s going to shake her head softly but it’s mostly playful as she’s going to adjust her phone against her ear whilst her other hand is grabbing the food off the person.

“Well hurry up beautiful. I only have another fifty minutes on break before I gotta head back to work.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby’s going to let out a little bit of a sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose a little bit as she’s trying not to snap but needs to establish that boundary with Ellie.

“I get you really like the gun but it’s also a government issued weapon and I could get in trouble for it being shot.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby can hear that hint of excitement in Sam’s voice and finds herself to let out a little bit of a chuckle before holding the phone back for a second so she can place in their order.

“You know Sam you can just admit it’s cause you’re excited to spend some more time with me baby. It’s cute!”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Kirby is going to pinch the bridge of her nose for a second, letting out a little bit of a sigh as she does so before she’s sticking the gun into her holster and places her hands against her hips.

“You know kid there is also this thing called asking first before you touch something.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

“Oh well I’m on lunch break for like an hour and half and I’m bored soooo do you want a burger or anything? Or maybe even some fries! Honestly I’m down to get you whatever!”

Kirby’s going to grin now, her hands coming onto one her hips as she’s now scanning the menu with a frown on her face.

1 month ago 0 0 1 0
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Kirby’s already rushing over to the scene when she hears the gun going off, her hands now coming to her hips as she’s giving Ellie a look before shaking her head.

“Can I have my gun back preferably before you blow off your own head or something? And now I gotta pay for the wall.”

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

@verdantimmunity.bsky.social

Usually, she doesn’t often panic over her gun since Kirby’s usually got it attached to her holster but today she doesn’t and is panicking to try and find it.

“No no no! Ugh where did I put it?! Did I leave it in my drawer? No I’m sure I did not leave it there!”

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

@wipedoutabloodline.bsky.social

Kirby’s been sat at her desk all day, back hurting and has only really just stood up so that she can grab a burger from the small fast food place by the FBI building.

She’s also calling Sam now, bouncing on her heels slightly whilst humming to herself.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Screams own, Samantha Carpenter
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Happily paired with @enjoyshorrors.bsky.social
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