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Posts by CB…ThatsMe!

Know what I want? I want EVERYBODY to stop talking about him and his cult. Just stop. Turn away from it all.

I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention.

TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again.

STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER.

STOP

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Hey! I know that guy! He comes in our store all the time! I just sold him a half ounce of sour blue diesel!

-me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.

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Gyros are just tacos on vacation.

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This had me at “Twizzlers”.

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Less expensive ways too. I’d do it for a bag of Cheetos and half an ounce of sour blue diesel.

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Well, at least it was only a burp.

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Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.

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Some days, I feel like one of those school kids from that Pink Floyd video seconds before they fall into the meat grinder.

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Personally, I feel that I SHOULD be allowed to drive anywhere on the road I want so long as I not hit anyone or thing in the process. That seems fair.

Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.

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None of so much of this matters.

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I certainly do not.

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I agree. They could possibly be the most advanced life forms on this planet.

Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…

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I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS for YEARS NOW!!!

They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords!

They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves.

For us.

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YES THEY ARE!!!! They’re aliens and I am damn certain they are not of this earth and came here on their own to study us and report back their findings to their mother planet.

Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why?

ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system.

OCTOUS OVERLORDS!

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I hate you for making me have to think on this question after the last six work days I’ve just had…

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That’s funny!

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Thank you 😊 still having a hard time believing it has happened.

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New achievement unlocked.

January 10, 2025

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Ohhh, I’m not saying that they “could be” I am saying they WILL be getting worse. For awhile. The universe is doing some rearranging of the furniture and house cleaning.

New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention.

Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥

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Write words so powerful they scorch the paper underneath them.

-me, just now

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Liquid tears, motha fucka….😆😆😆😂

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The crushed hopes and dreams of naughty children.

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I just tried “hitting” my tv remote control like it’s a damn vape.

This is some really good weed.

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It’s my preferred method of writing AND reading.

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Quick question:

Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor?

Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…

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Okay, this has to be said.

The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid.

How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.

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That’s how you do it!

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And so am I

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He looks raving mad.

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That’s how I feel about teaching and religion. Never go back to either.

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