ELIA VIVIANI!!! Wrapping up a career in style with a rainbow jersey on the track in Santiago, Chile.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

1. Professional cycling
2. The film “Repo Man”
3. Greyhounds

24 hours later and they're doing a manhunt for a white guy in utah welcome back db cooper

I know one person who needs to hear this, but the robert duvall character in apocalypse now was meant to be seen as an absolute fucking lunatic

Spoken by one of the world’s foremost experts on personal hair care, speaking in hushed tones, and not making acquaintances think you’re contemplating how their skin would look as wallpaper.

This one…

trump flanked by vance and johnson at his address to congress

this looks like the podium after a world’s most punchable face competition

I feel like we’re all locked in a burning Tesla and the entire operating system has failed so we can’t unlock the doors and we’re trying to break the windows to get out.

Intellectual exercise: amidst a nearly full Waffle House during breakfast, try to guess who owns the Cybertruck outside in the parking lot.