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Posts by Dr Millmoss

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

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My favorite one is at :29. “Jason! Jason! Oh.”

As in Oh, damn. Forgot about gravity AGAIN.

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I was never a "Dynasty" fan, but had I known Carrington Manor was a death trap I would've probably watched this show.

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Today I learned of The Great Potoo.

And that has made all the difference.
#GreatPotoo

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photo of red succulent plant on grass lawn with plant greatly resembling Sideshow Bob’s dreads

photo of red succulent plant on grass lawn with plant greatly resembling Sideshow Bob’s dreads

And so, the tales were found to be true: #SideshowBob WAS buried standing up.

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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

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When a mysterious glowing symbol appears on the wall at dusk, is it:
A) A portal to the next dimension.
B) The spirit of the house's prior owner who died in this room.
C) Evidence the developers built on an ancient burial ground.
D) Physics, dude. It's always physics.
#GoTowardTheLightCarolAnne

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NYPD Blue - Andy and Lt.  Fancy eat ribs
NYPD Blue - Andy and Lt. Fancy eat ribs YouTube video by Bob Vanderburgh

I’m rewatching NYPD BLUE. Today seems like a good day to post this scene in which Lt. Fancy schools Sipowicz on racism: youtu.be/6nbWdf12gLo?...

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I have recently been advised there is an abandoned mine within .88 miles of my home. Every #NancyDrew book I’ve ever read & every #ScoobyDoo episode I’ve ever seen is urging me to go find it.

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Enormous #cloud with a FACE over #pasadena just now.

Blow, ye winds, heigh-ho! For Californ-i-o!

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Because “Domino’s” was already taken. #RestaurantNames

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A tweet from @DicussingFilm that says "Instagram is being added to TV's. Users will be able to watch IG Reels on their Tvs"

Merriam-Webster Quote Tweet
"We will add the dictionary to the TV."

A tweet from @DicussingFilm that says "Instagram is being added to TV's. Users will be able to watch IG Reels on their Tvs" Merriam-Webster Quote Tweet "We will add the dictionary to the TV."

I want my MWTV.

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Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

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Evening viewing recommendation? Watch WHAT'S UP, DOC? (1972) Peter Bogdanovich’s bubbly homage to the fast-talking screwball comedies of the 1930s and ’40s in our Hotels on Film collection! ❤️

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Safely arrived at Destination. Here’s a pic from the start of my day—a lovely morning in Morro Bay.

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Safely arrived in Overnight Destination Town.

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I—much more of a minimalist than a hoarder—have somehow become a person who owns five sleeping bags. In four different locations.

<checks notes>

That was not in the plan.

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Hoped for lots of stars in night sky when I moved to Semi Rural Town. Nope. But last night, 1 hr power outage in my neighborhood. Incredible BLAZING stars in eastern sky, 3D depth w/more stars behind, faint twinkling beyond that. Gorgeous! Rest of sky dull matte black, just the one blazing quadrant.

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What jumped out at me about #TheBeastInMe was how unfamiliar the writers seemed with basic dog behavior & how they made the protagonist such a terrible dog owner. The whole last episode, I’m yelling at the screen, “WHERE’S STEVE?”

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Bank teller was a bit of a mumbler. Thought she said “Thank God you’re here, Millmoss.” I immediately wondered if we were in some kind of Die Hard situation where key Millmossian skills were needed.

Then realized she was following a customer service script & said “I’m glad you’re here, Millmoss.”

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Saw a beautiful 8-point buck on the way to the post office. That probably won’t happen in Next Town.

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I’m watching #DeathByLightning on #Netflix & a large portion of the action appears to take place on the beet farm owned by #DwightSchrute.

I really, really want Mose to have a cameo.
#TheOffice

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My plan to stop getting up at 4:30 every morning is going really well.

Today I got up at 4:00.

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In retrospect, watching #28YearsLater in the half-empty first class cabin on that flight from Toronto the other night may have caused my fellow passengers to form Some Kind Of Opinion About Me. : -)
#movies #MovieSky

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Let’s talk about ‘whoa.’

First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’

While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’

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Home safe & I may never leave again!
: -)

<<checks fridge & mailbox>>

OK, I may never leave again right after I get back from the grocery store & post office.
There’s no place like home!

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Safely ensconced in a California hotel room, so (a) yay! & (b) it’s 6 am for me, so good night! : -)

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